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kmanrox 01-03-2006 09:03 AM

K-Man's trip to the Amsterdam Sex Shop....
 
Let's see... I have acquired the following:

1 set of king sized rubber bedsheets (for oil-sex)
3 large bottles of silicone based lube for the sheets action
1 ultra large size bottle of Wet Light (auxillary)
1 14" strapon dildoe with veins in it
2 Anal beaded starter dildos (to train the asians)
1 silicone(jelly-like) pocket pussy (purple)[its too small though, dont like)
1 beastie DVD from brazil


I've taken the time to make a pic of The Fist next to my shoe for size comparison;

http://x11.putfile.com/1/209551726.jpg

God I love this place...

Paul Markham 01-03-2006 09:04 AM

Hours of fun ahead?

Dirty F 01-03-2006 09:05 AM

You're sick.

kmanrox 01-03-2006 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck
You're sick.


if you wanna try my fist, all you have to do is ask... don't need to hate on a playa

QuaWee 01-03-2006 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox
1 beastie DVD from brazil

was that a joke?

kmanrox 01-03-2006 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuaWee
was that a joke?


what you ppl dont understand is, that i don't ever joke... the things i say, ppl just think im joking about because its usually incomprehensible...

Mefo 01-03-2006 09:10 AM

are you still in amsterdam bro?

kmanrox 01-03-2006 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mefo
are you still in amsterdam bro?

yeah man!

candyflip 01-03-2006 09:14 AM

I was chasing my girlfriend around the smut shop with that fist the last time we were in there.

Always been a favorite of mine. :thumbsup

Antonio 01-03-2006 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox
1 silicone(jelly-like) pocket pussy (purple)[its too small though, dont like)

you got that for you flight back, didn't you? well if it's too small you can always ask the flight attendant if you can play with her pussy instead

The Ghost 01-03-2006 09:37 AM

**2 Anal beaded starter dildos (to train the asians)


:thumbsup

kmanrox 01-03-2006 09:53 AM

collage i made... its missing the bedsheets which are pretty boring

http://x11.putfile.com/1/210512054.jpg

Belinda 01-03-2006 09:54 AM

Well, your threads are always enteraining to say the least.

EDIT: Damn it, I did it again. This is Donny posting on Belinda's computer without logging her out first.

adultchica 01-03-2006 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox
collage i made... its missing the bedsheets which are pretty boring

http://x11.putfile.com/1/210512054.jpg

:helpme :helpme :helpme

I am fearing for your girlfriend

ssp 01-03-2006 09:57 AM

Have fun in Amsterdam kman!

Donny 01-03-2006 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Belinda
Well, your threads are always enteraining to say the least.

EDIT: Damn it, I did it again. This is Donny posting on Belinda's computer without logging her out first.

Much better now...

Donny 01-03-2006 09:58 AM

KMan-

You should really start a blog. I bet it would get a lot of traffic. Like it or hate it, people would read.

kmanrox 01-03-2006 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adultchica
:helpme :helpme :helpme

I am fearing for your girlfriend


i dont have a GF.... i have many fuck partners.. many of whom are whores, many who aren't....

i moved to Asia to escape the horrid White Women who have caused me so much heartache as a young lad!

my vengence is performed without conscience on a daily basis....

K-Man, January the Year of Our Lord 2006

kmanrox 01-03-2006 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donny
KMan-

You should really start a blog. I bet it would get a lot of traffic. Like it or hate it, people would read.

i have one i added a few entries on.. but i dont know much about blogging... not even sure how to make it grow....

http://themonger.blogspot.com

ok, have your jollies laughing at my newbie blog... get it out of y'all's systems :upsidedow

kmanrox 01-03-2006 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssp
Have fun in Amsterdam kman!


Amsterdam is goed, JAAAAAA!!!

Donny 01-03-2006 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox
i have one i added a few entries on.. but i dont know much about blogging... not even sure how to make it grow....

http://themonger.blogspot.com

ok, have your jollies laughing at my newbie blog... get it out of y'all's systems :upsidedow


That's a good start. If you wrote in detail about every sex act you do, eventually it will be picked up by someone. Is it possible to post it to your own host and get a domain name? I'd worry about Google shutting it down due to content. But you can use blogger and just set it to publish to your own server. I bet a few highly trafficked blogs I know about would link to it if they knew about it.

shann 01-03-2006 10:31 AM

Have fun going thru customs and fill me in on how the ladies love that new toy. haha

Raven 01-03-2006 10:51 AM

The sex shops in Amsterdam are interesting....especially in the varied dvd titles....

Customs will, indeed, be interesting....

But, take heart. I did manage to get a ROOR bong through.....As long as I kept it wrapped an unused, they only asked many questions and did not keep it for their own pleasure.


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