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K-Man's trip to the Amsterdam Sex Shop....
Let's see... I have acquired the following:
1 set of king sized rubber bedsheets (for oil-sex) 3 large bottles of silicone based lube for the sheets action 1 ultra large size bottle of Wet Light (auxillary) 1 14" strapon dildoe with veins in it 2 Anal beaded starter dildos (to train the asians) 1 silicone(jelly-like) pocket pussy (purple)[its too small though, dont like) 1 beastie DVD from brazil I've taken the time to make a pic of The Fist next to my shoe for size comparison; http://x11.putfile.com/1/209551726.jpg God I love this place... |
Hours of fun ahead?
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You're sick.
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if you wanna try my fist, all you have to do is ask... don't need to hate on a playa |
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what you ppl dont understand is, that i don't ever joke... the things i say, ppl just think im joking about because its usually incomprehensible... |
are you still in amsterdam bro?
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I was chasing my girlfriend around the smut shop with that fist the last time we were in there.
Always been a favorite of mine. :thumbsup |
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**2 Anal beaded starter dildos (to train the asians)
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collage i made... its missing the bedsheets which are pretty boring
http://x11.putfile.com/1/210512054.jpg |
Well, your threads are always enteraining to say the least.
EDIT: Damn it, I did it again. This is Donny posting on Belinda's computer without logging her out first. |
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I am fearing for your girlfriend |
Have fun in Amsterdam kman!
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KMan-
You should really start a blog. I bet it would get a lot of traffic. Like it or hate it, people would read. |
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i dont have a GF.... i have many fuck partners.. many of whom are whores, many who aren't.... i moved to Asia to escape the horrid White Women who have caused me so much heartache as a young lad! my vengence is performed without conscience on a daily basis.... K-Man, January the Year of Our Lord 2006 |
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http://themonger.blogspot.com ok, have your jollies laughing at my newbie blog... get it out of y'all's systems :upsidedow |
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Amsterdam is goed, JAAAAAA!!! |
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That's a good start. If you wrote in detail about every sex act you do, eventually it will be picked up by someone. Is it possible to post it to your own host and get a domain name? I'd worry about Google shutting it down due to content. But you can use blogger and just set it to publish to your own server. I bet a few highly trafficked blogs I know about would link to it if they knew about it. |
Have fun going thru customs and fill me in on how the ladies love that new toy. haha
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The sex shops in Amsterdam are interesting....especially in the varied dvd titles....
Customs will, indeed, be interesting.... But, take heart. I did manage to get a ROOR bong through.....As long as I kept it wrapped an unused, they only asked many questions and did not keep it for their own pleasure. |
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