Newbreed! what is your fucking problem?!?
 

going out to breakfast EVERY fucking day....how hard is it to cook eggs for christ's sake!!?!

See siggy

I buy my lunch outside every day and i order my dinner almost every day.

Getting them over easy without breaking the yolks is a bitch!

If i would eat breakfast i would go out for that as well.

cooking eggs is damn hard.


you need


water...

a pot...

an egg (or more)

an open fireplace to boil the water :1orglaugh

Bunch of lazy bums :) I work hard to make my toast damnit!

Don't encourage this practice!! I have to sit here and cut my own bacon go out to the chicken coop...get my own eggs....cook it all...then it is fucking lunchtime already!!

really pisses me off!!! :disgust

Why dont you order?

Just wait till it's vegas buffet time baby!!

I am far to poor to order out...i have to raise my own livestock to feed myself... :(

I thought you lived on a farm.

You are right...luckily for me it backs up to the atlantic ocean...so i can fish for my seafood also!

You guys would love the omelettes I make.

Chock full of everything you want.

Jim are you angry he won't stay and cuddle now that it's getting colder out? If so get in the kitchen and please your man...:)

I used to live on a ranch, and having fresh eggs ever day was great.

Yes...he is out running around on me!! DAMN HIM!!

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It's just part of my day man... Please see my contract, section 9, subsection 3a, paragraph 1;

"...newbreed must be allowed a minimum of an hour each day when he awakes to consume as much coffee and other breakfast items. This insure the quality and quantity of work performed will exceed the standards as set forth in Section 1, subsection 6 as required..."

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Yes...but you failed to read the contractual rider

"Newbreed shall only be allowed to enact section 9, subsection 3a, paragraph 1;

In the event that his immediate work partner be totally satisfied with the level of cuddling and every morning attention needed to feel wanted and appreciated before the start of each work day"

If Newbreed fails in this area section 9, subsection 3a, paragraph 1; becomes null and void"


Please read the ENTIRE contract!!

Hey, i only asked to be the big spoon once, don't take it so hard... :(























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I invented cooking eggs.

Especially for breakfast.

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