Gay joke for you. Don't tell it to policemen
 

I'm sorry. Was that supposed to be funny?

I don't get it either...

these 3 guys got killed and sent to heaven, and god was there to meet them, he told them if they gave up their biggest sin , he would give them all a second chance , but as soon as they sinned they would go "poof" to hell.

The first guy was a drinker so he had to give up booze

The second guy was gay so he had to give up bum sex

The third guy was a banker and had to give up money..

So god puts them all back on earth , and they are all walking down the street together..

The drunk see's a sign that says BEER FOR 5 CENTS , and he cant resist so he goes and chugs a glass. POOF he vanishes..

The other 2 guys see this and are like " we wont fall for that "

so they are walking down the street and the banker see's a quarter on the ground and bends over to pick it up..

POOF they both vanish..

Holy hell, they call that a joke.

You'll get it when this thread has 50 posts in it :winkwink:

Yeah, that was pretty stupid.

Here's a fag joke that's actually funny:

:1orglaugh

These 3 homeless guys are stealing fruit from an orchard , and the farmer catches them. He tells them if they pick a basket of fruit each for him he will let them have some and let them go..

So the first guy picks a basket of lemon's and takes them to the farmhouse , the farmer comes outside with a shotgun and says.

STICK THOSE FRUIT UP YOUR ASS WITHOUT LAUGHING OR CRYING OR I BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF !!

So the guy starts shoving the lemons up his ass, but it hurts so much he starts crying , and BOOM the farmer kills him..

Now the second guy comes up to the farmhouse with a basket of cherries, the farmer comes outside with a shotgun and says.

STICK THOSE FRUIT UP YOUR ASS WITHOUT LAUGHING OR CRYING OR I BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF !!

The guy starts shoving cherries up his ass but he breaks out giggling and BOOM the farmer blows his head off..

So the two guys are up in heaven and the second guy says to the first guy " it must have hurt shoving those lemons up your ass ? " and the first guy says " yup it did, but what i cant understand is why you were laughing , it cant be that fun shoving cherries up your ass even if they are small ?" the second guy says " i saw the third guy coming over the hill with watermelons "

:1orglaugh

He was so gay that he sold his car only because it was equiped with a Straight Six engine... :banana

This is a true story. A guy asked my cousin if he wanted to go to a well-known gay bar after work. Thinking quickly, my cousin said "No thanks. I don't drink."

Okay, gays, who would come to a gay-bar with me?

i like this one best

Man those are some lame ass jokes.

<--- Note to self. Dont steal fruit.

funny!
 

funny!
well at least for me! call me a simpleton

Thanx :banana

ok

not funny

Got some decent jokes here. Nice way to brighten the day :-)

Any others jokes?

Matt

yeah, does anyone have more jokes?

Sure
 

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, please forgive me :1orglaugh

Once Mr. Watson went to a whore. They spent a night and in the morning she asked him:
-You are a naughty man Mr. Watson. What would Mrs. Hudson say if she knew where you have been?
-How do you know Mrs. Hudson?
-Elementary, My Dear Watson- said the whore roughly and took off the wig.

I find the first joke lame.

It's not the funniest gay joke but if one doesn't get it right away--tell something about their IQ!

what do you call two gay guys named "Bob"?

























Oral Roberts

:1orglugh Worth a laugh adder..

Not a gay joke, but funny.

Two very old, very ugly men were sitting in a bar one afternoon, getting drunk.

A group of hot college girls walks into the bar, and sits down across the room from the ugly fuckers.

One ugly guy says to his pal: "You know, I could fuck any one of those babes... tonight!"

His friend replies: "Oh yea? Look at you, you're an old fucker, uglier than me even, and you haven't a tooth in your stinking mouth. What makes you think that you could even come close to banging one of those sweet young things?"

"I'm a rapist!"

You can't please everybody but I personally found that funny man! :1orglaugh

I heard most of these jokes when I was 8-9 years old...