--10 million dollar inheritance!!!---
 

just got this in my email!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh



From: Balo Roger
Private Email: [email protected]
Subject: Inheritance Fund
Date: January 4th, 2006.

Hello,

I apologize if the contents hereunder are contrary to your moral
ethics, but please treat it with absolute secrecy and personal
courtesy. I am Balo Roger an Auditor in commercial Bank here in the
UK, in the process of auditing our bank accounts this Final quarter, I
and one of my colleagues recently discovered that there is a dormant
account valued at the sum $10,000,000.00 (Ten million united states
Dollars) and after due verification of this account we discovered that
the account owner is late and that is why the account has been dormant
and as such a $10,000,000.00 has been lying in the bank unclaimed.

The idea of presenting a foreigner to act as his next of kin came into
our mind as you know the said deceased is a foreigner as well. Hence,
that is how and why we have contacted you to present you as his next
of kin, so that the $10,000.000.00 will be paid to you and we can both
disburse the fund according to the percentage we will agree upon.

In view of this, I am seeking for your co-operation and understanding
to stand as the next of kin to our deceased customer, to enable us
claim the fund from my bank.

Hence, If this proposal is OK by you and you do not wish to take undue
advantage of my trust, then I hope to bestow on you. Please kindly get
back to me immediately, strictly via my private email address only:
[email protected] to enable me enlighten you on how we are to
proceed.

On getting your response, we shall agree on the percentage ratio on
which we shall disburse the $10,000,000.00 between us, as we intend to
invest part of our own share in real estate or any lucrative business
in your country, and we would appreciate if you can put us in the
right part where we can invest our own share in your country. I will
not contact any person or company until I hear from you, so as to
enable me decides on what to do next.

Be rest assured that this business is 100% risk free.

We wait for your prompt response.

Best Regards,
Balo Roger.

NB: PLEASE NOTE THAT IT DOES NOT MATTER IF YOU ARE NOT RELATED TO MY LATE CLIENT OR NOT; THE FUND WILL STILL BE PAID TO YOU, SINCE I AM PRESENTING YOU AS HIS NEXT OF KIN.

shit, fly over to nigeria right now!!

Damn, can I get involed i can cash a check for you if you need.

nigerian scam mail, oh my, when would they stop, it has been circulating for a couple of years now...

It's even funnier if you read it outloud while trying to do a Nigerian accent. :thumbsup

"i just got this in my email..."


:disgust

Yeah I know. But those emails are so old, I think it was one of the first things sent by email minutes after the creation of smtp. I didn't post this to be harsh or anything, just to convey the message :)

the kind of mails that goes directly to the trash folder