I gave a hot waitress a $100 tip
 

Think I'll get laid? I fuckin better for that much money!

thats chunk change

Thats lots to a waitress.

I know that feeling - sometimes I also can't resist to play pimp.
I am probbaly getting old

Pete, you're back!

Your fuckin right I am....Look out!!!!!!

I think the best way to get a waitress or stripper in bed is to NOT tip them at all.

Lame... you coulda bought her a rose, and left your number on a match book for $20...

Thats not being much of a pimp though

to get anything you want, do this:

1. be friendly to everyone
2. you get what you want

goto step 1

I can get so much ass just for being who I am.. I'm married though, but you'd be amazed how many girls wanna give me play just for being simple...

giving a girl a $100 tip then trying to get with her will make her feel like a whore...

I told her I wanted to fuck her, is that being nice?

dummy. who does that?

maybe you should leave her a normal tip and ask her for her number instead of trying ot buy her...

she is a whore

you need to be friendy to everyone, in general, and then you get everything you want. very easy and simple.

agreed...

You prolly have a lot of $100 relationships I assume...

you shoulda jsut been yourself and spit game. so many cute girls intimidate men and hardly no one talks to them except for catcalling and the occassional copout "dayummmm!" if you were yourself and just acted interested and nice to her and found something about her that interested you enough to stick your penis in her, i bet that she woulda gave you her number if she wasn't married or had a bf or something. its amazing how many cute girls are not approached by guys because the guys are afraid to be rejected.

I feel cool doing that

You and I are on that same wave length Airek... Are you gonna pop into vegas at all before costa rica??

eyah i am coming in fri morning bro. gonna stay fri sat and sun.

NIIIIIICE!!!!! See you there hombre!!

Worst way to get laid.

demand the cash back if she wont agree :pimp

good advice, see you tomorrow night media =)

Thats some good advice right there bud :thumbsup

amen to that!!! :thumbsup

to add to that, if she is as cute as you say, don't you think maybe you're not the first person to give her a $100 tip? If she's a good server, she'll keep you coming back and get you to spend MORE money at the bar AND tip her well again. Just b/c you tipped her well the first time doesn't mean that you're gonna do it again. If she's smart, she'll wait and see if you were just trying to be a shooter or if you really are a shooter....that's if that's all she cares about. Money talks in some situations but if she's a nice girl, that $100 tip made her day and she's hoping that you come back to do it again but that's about it. :2 cents:

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Originally Posted by taibo thats chunk change

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It's "Chump Change" you fucking moron

Maybe she was a hefty waitress.

well said.

that is one of the reasons why a lot of cute girls can't get a man. poor little girls. i will take them all ;)

being nice works well for me

You sir are a fool.

yes sir.

you too mark :)

that's not how it works bro...

:1orglaugh

well ibet she was happy with you.

I wonder who got conned here? Glad to see that sex still sells.

Lyn from Oz

u did the best...

lol... not arround here. They fucking get stalked everywhere they go. I walk with my ex and my kid in the mall or restaurents and she fucking gets stopped every 5 mins, it's not even funny the balls some guys had.

One of them ate a big lasagna doggy bag in the face last week... arrogant motherfucker was calling himself the mafia.

i'd say your chances have improved.

When I was a waitress, I took my job very seriously and always gave the best customer service possible. As such, I usually made more money than the girls who showed lots more t-n-a but weren't as prompt or attentive.

Whenever I got tipped really well, I always took it to be a comment on my service, not as a back door into my pants. As such, I NEVER fucked any of my big tippers.

If you want to use that method and guarantee better results, why not just hire a cheap escort, take her to the bar, and make her go get your drinks all night. Then, when you're ready for action, give her the hundred and book it to the nearest hotel room.

FYI... waitresses aren't hookers!

100 for tip? how much was the bill, u got played son

Nope. Her and her bf will be having a decent night out though thanks to you.

Airek is my hero :winkwink:

what a sucker

i am a waitress send tips to my epassporte

Trust me he was the first :)

I leave alot of $100 tips, but only on $500 tabs.

WERD!

I realized this in my senior year of HS ....

Man, was University ever fun !!! :winkwink: