Never have a Myspace girl show up at a party....
 

without first seeing their bodies represented in a 3d model....otherwise these chubby girls can misrepresent their weight by using odd camera angles

i invited 3 chicks from myspace to a new years party, & 1 of the 3 looked NOTHING like her pictures, not only her face, but her weight was about 6x what it was shown as

me and about a dozen people spent 3 hours making fun of her hoping she'd get pissed off & leave....but nope, no dice, she ate 2 bags of potato chips, it was a fucking nightmare

so the moral of the story? REQUEST 3D digital models, & webcam pics taken the day before they come out..and if at all possible, pick them up at their house...don't give them directions...atleast then you can knock & say "oops wrong house" :1orglaugh

uh.....duh....

Since the fatty was such a big deal I sure hope you nailed the other two.

seriously if you were standing right here, & after i finished saying something you said "uh....duh.." i'd smack the fucking teeth out your mouth

learn some manners

no dice, only 1, i tried for both though

You spent all night making fun of somebody you invited to a party because they were fat and you're telling someone else to learn manners?

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Doesn't that strike you a little odd?

LOL! :1orglaugh

Go on keyboard warrior, go meet your bitches on myspace...FUCKING LAME!


and no I don't give two shits how your 'buddy' is fucking a new chick everyday off there or not. :1orglaugh

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we made fun of her for eating 2 bags of chips....she wasn't adhearing to the "share" program

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i atleast appreciate the fact you remember posts of mine from weeks ago :thumbsup

That isn't the spin you were trying to pull with your first post, but sure, that is something one could easily heckle.

Was it you? Fucked if I remember...Ive heard that quote so many times it makes me sick.

thats kind of shady making fun of her. you should of just escorted her out the door

I wasn't putting "spin" on anything slydawg....i was telling everyone how i had a fucked up fat chick show up at my party & eat all the chips.

Something i figured everyone could enjoy at my expense.

yea yea yea....shouldn't have made fun of the fatgirl eating all our food

i get it...thanks

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I busted up from reading this! I like your style you kick ass dude. Very nice :)

So I take it you're a pretty good looking guy who doesn't need to find girls on the internet...err...nevermind.

Fuckin True. I can just imagine the fuckin stupid face one has to make to say that, and I can just imagine them leaving it on my fist.

aren't you overweight?

blah blah blah.....talk all you want.

i sure am, but i don't put up 5 year old pictures & show up to strangers homes & eat all their food :1orglaugh

I find it sad that you would have to invite strangers from Myspace... that's really pathetic actually..

Photos. Photos. We need Photos!

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i like slutty whores....its real easy to find them online

If you invite them you must feed them. Have some manners.

sounds like your parties suck

some girls really look different on webcams/ pics and in person.

yes there are lots of fake pics in myspace and some chicks really look different on cam than in person.