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TheGarbbageManPorn 01-05-2006 09:36 AM

Sex, lies and mud
 
Dover, Delaware - A man who had an off-the-beaten-path rendezvous with a prostitute is facing numerous charges after he got stuck in waist-deep mud and required a police helicopter to pull him out.

Delaware police intend to charge Thomas Bruno, 49, with falsely reporting an incident, trespassing, criminal solicitation and patronising with a prostitute.

On Sunday Bruno met a transexual prostitute in a bar and agreed to pay for sex, but the two got into an argument, and Bruno got lost while trying to leave the area.

At 4am, Bruno called for help on his cellphone. When troopers found him four hours later, he was stuck in mud up to his waist. A police helicopter lowered a harness and he was tugged free.

Bruno first told police he had driven off the road and became stranded. Later he said the prostitute had stolen his money; finally he admitted giving the man money for sex. - Sapa-AP

SilentKnight 01-05-2006 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by TheGarbbageManPorn
Dover, Delaware - A man who had an off-the-beaten-path rendezvous with a prostitute is facing numerous charges after he got stuck in waist-deep mud and required a police helicopter to pull him out.

Delaware police intend to charge Thomas Bruno, 49, with falsely reporting an incident, trespassing, criminal solicitation and patronising with a prostitute.

On Sunday Bruno met a transexual prostitute in a bar and agreed to pay for sex, but the two got into an argument, and Bruno got lost while trying to leave the area.

At 4am, Bruno called for help on his cellphone. When troopers found him four hours later, he was stuck in mud up to his waist. A police helicopter lowered a harness and he was tugged free.

Bruno first told police he had driven off the road and became stranded. Later he said the prostitute had stolen his money; finally he admitted giving the man money for sex. - Sapa-AP

"Tugged free", huh...

GlydeGirl 01-05-2006 12:39 PM

Look at all those charges he's facing... he just should have said he went for a walk and didn't see where he was going.

je_rome 01-05-2006 06:39 PM

add another charge for him...FAILURE TO COME UP WITH A DECENT LIE!

sickkittens 01-05-2006 06:41 PM

I thought you were banned for constantly posting news like this?

pornguy 01-05-2006 06:44 PM

the sad thing is. all he had to say was that he was walking got lost, and thats it.

Bluewire Ross 01-05-2006 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by sickkittens
I thought you were banned for constantly posting news like this?

oh, is that so?

PixeLs 01-05-2006 09:38 PM

It sucks being on that miserable situation.. :1orglaugh

reed_4 01-06-2006 01:05 AM

that story is shameful. :disgust


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