so this girl slapped me last night and my buddy broke his ankle... [story]
 

me and and my buddy went clubbing yesterday. we walk down this stair in the club and i see this hot girl staying coming up from behind.
so i turn around and say :" hey fine lady i know a joke that will make your tits fall off..."
and before she could answer i said "...oh damn seems like you know it already..."

so she slaps me and my friend falls down the stairs because of laughing so hard and brakes his ankle

















:1orglaugh

lol typo in my post


......girl -(staying) coming up from behind.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh nice one man, ill have to remember that

funny irc convo i just read:


sodaya: give me mod power in the channel please
shin : no
sodaya: why ?
shin : because you are austrian and the last austrian we gave mod powers led us into total war






:1orglaugh