Very dorky joke but cute.........LOL
 

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her
nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his
name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows
the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant,
about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank
manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out
there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to
use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"



(you're gonna love this)






(its a real treat)






(a masterpiece)







(wait for it)









The bank manager looks back at her and says...



"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a
Rolling Stone."





(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)



Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!! :winkwink:

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:winkwink: :1orglaugh

Loryn my dear welcome to 1987.

thanks I needed that grin

Thanks Loryn :1orglaugh

WOW I didnt' know that joke was that old! haha

lol ok i guess

BEST JOKE EVER!

Send me some playboy cash gear ;-)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :pimp

Loryn you are by far the hottest dork I know:)

i second that

That was a subtle way of kissing ass to get something out of me! :disgust

You know the routine, send me an e-mail with the name you want on the package, your mailing address and size. I will see what we have in the back. I don't think we have too much PlayboyCash 2.0 stuff. But I will see what I can put together for ya!

You are an affiliate right? :upsidedow

First time I've heard it. Made me smile. :)

Thank you, that is all I wanted to do, is get a few of my family from GFY to smile today! It helps make your day better.

I like to post jokes as much as I can, because when people are smiling or laughing they treat people around them better which makes for a better work environment and that helps people want to be more productive! :thumbsup