Chuck Norris - FACTS
 

Some new ones here:
The Chuck Norris Facts

My favorite:
Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Garry Kasparov in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Kasparov in the side of the face.

:1orglaugh I fucking love these

No shit captain! Welcome to the past.

New ones added daily, welcome to the "not everyone has seen what the fuck you have asshole" zone.

http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx

IN RESPONSE TO THE "RANDOM FACTS" THAT ARE BEING GENERATED ON THE INTERNET

I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.
~ Chuck Norris

Hahaha great stuff!
I bookmarked it to read some more tomorrow.

Did you asked for this nick politely or your side kicks did it for you?










By the way, how is he now? :(

haha thsi one rocks

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

thumbs up for the one who made this! :1orglaugh

:)) nice stuff

He needs to go on Letterman and read some of these himself.

Brilliant top 10 chuck norris facts

Ugh ? Engrish please ?

http://www.thesahara.net/pulp_fiction_duo.jpg

Well, some of us have a life outside GFY ;)
But hey, you got another post to your count, so it cant be ALL bad :thumbsup

Damn that's fucking funny..

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

wow thats uh old

The imagery on this one is beautiful...

Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly ?get out of jail free? card.

- PornAddict

also check out
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
Probably much of the same though

lol funny shit didn't knew about this

If you like that then you will definitely like http://www.realultimatepower.net/ :) Old but always funny as fuck.

"Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.



And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.



Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee)."

:1orglaugh

Ah yeah, now I see where the Chuck Norris stuff is coming from hehe...
There is also some Vin Diesel stuff, but the Chuck Norris thing has me on the floor laughing

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Quiet, surfer..

Please die in a very painfull way.

I hope your father gives you AIDS

Btw:
OMFG! This post is SO fucking original...OMG!

I gave it to HIM. Does that count?