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Chio The Pirate 01-13-2006 04:38 AM

Fun with live support
 
It was a very long night. If you need to blow off some steam I suggest chatting up live help people. Post them up if you do :)


Chio: Hi I am intersted to purchase you webpage

Call accepted by operator Dennis. Currently in room: Dennis, Chio.

Chio: hello you here
Chio: ?
Dennis: Hello Chio
Chio: haha
Chio: hi dennis
Dennis: I'll be happy to answer your questions
Chio: I like this chat
Dennis: thank you
Chio: are you a real boy
Dennis: yes, I'm real
Chio: ok I get sraced talking online to strangers
Chio: I like you site
Chio: how much to buy
Dennis: thank you again, we have good designers
Chio: very pretty
Chio: looks like richard petty nascar
Chio: do you like nascar?
Dennis: the price depends on number of operators, for 1 operator it would be at $15 per month or $99 for a year
Chio: will you work for me
Chio: can you answer talking about nascar
Chio: from my webpage
Dennis: we don't provide operators, only the live chat system
Chio: oh
Chio: do I need talking from my webpage
Dennis: You need to place the chat button code there (HTML)
Chio: one minute please my dog is barking
Dennis: and download the operator console
Chio: please one second he is barking
Dennis: ok
Chio: i am intersted in you sell for my webpage
Chio: my site is nascar page
Chio: ok hold one second
Chio: ok it was my post guy
Chio: new shipment of shirt for webpage haha
Chio: ok so I buy your site
Chio: then put on my webpage
Chio: but I have to talking about questions from webpage too
Dennis: you need to create an account with us, after that the Setup Instructions page will be available, the code is on that page
Chio: how much it cost for you site
Chio: i like the name
Dennis: we don't sell our site
Chio: :(
Chio: hey where cartoon from
Chio: I did type that
Chio: ?
Dennis: yes
Chio: is you site hack me
Dennis: you typed : and (
Chio: no i type :(
Chio: oh
Chio: haha
Chio: that pretty nice
Chio: my site can do :( this too
Dennis: yes, your live chat will also have the emoticons
Chio: do you think you site can talking to my site about nascar?
Dennis: not sure
Chio: you dont no mysite nascar work with you site talking?
Chio: hold a sec
Dennis: I don't understand you sorry
Chio: now my dog bark at my cat
Chio: one second
Chio: please
Chio: wait
Chio: sorry you busy guy
Chio: ok
Chio: I need you site
Chio: so nascar talking do in this
Chio: but help
Chio: I want to buy you site for richard petty nascar
Dennis: we don't sell our site, sorry
Chio: ?
Chio: it say you take paypal
Chio: and visa
Chio: I buy you site
Chio: no?
Dennis: yes, we sell the live chat solution, but not the website
Chio: what site I need to talking nascar
Chio: ok
Chio: you sell me site now?
Dennis: we sell the live chat solution
Chio: what is that
Chio: I want you talking on my site
Chio: not you
Chio: but this
Chio: with the funny :( stuff
Chio: I think it help my webpage be more help for nascar talking
Dennis: I need to go back to work, you'll find the information about our service on our website
Chio: ok can help me later then?
Dennis: okay
Chio: do you like nascar
Dennis: no, sorry
Dennis: Have a nice day Chio
Chio: too
Chio: bye :(
Chio: haha I love that cartoon guy
Chio: :)
Chio: :P
Chio: weeeee
Chio: are you done with work later so we can get me on site
Chio: ?
Dennis: Please create an account using the form - you'll find all the instructions after that
Chio: yes
Dennis: the setup is easy, if you need help please call back
Chio: i will look more you webpage
Dennis: good
Chio: what is you number for phone
Chio: we talk here instead
Dennis: 1-xxx-xxx-xxxx
Chio: my english not good
Dennis: it' the main office phone, not mine
Chio: who is man office
Dennis: Have a nice day Chio
Dennis has left the conversation. Currently in room: Chio.
Chio: :(
Chio: :)
Chio: :O
Chio: :P

ddfGandalf 01-13-2006 04:45 AM

rofl :P

8chars

JuiceMonkey 01-13-2006 04:55 AM

haha quality..

who 01-13-2006 04:56 AM

You should have spammed him with your URL.

Sam Granger 01-13-2006 06:43 AM

Bwhahaahahaha, bet you Dennis was pooping his pants.

Michael O 01-13-2006 07:45 AM

Poor Dennis.

StuartD 01-13-2006 07:49 AM

haha... I love how your english got progressively worse and worse.

I wouldn't hire them though, they don't seem to have enough patience to deal with people :winkwink:

camouflaged123 01-13-2006 08:19 AM

lol..i am sure Dennis hates his job now!

Shoehorn! 01-13-2006 12:45 PM

HAHAHAHA, send me the url to this chat bot, I want to have some fun with them. :1orglaugh

DutchTeenCash 01-13-2006 12:50 PM

hahahaha gotta love that

I used to do that with an online ordering service when i was like 12. I called recorded the girl answering and played back her own voice hehe... 10 times in a row or so damn they got mad hahaha

Honez 01-13-2006 12:55 PM

Chio, you are an evil, evil pirate :1orglaugh

loverboy 01-13-2006 12:59 PM

bad bad pirate lol

:smokin


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