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Sarah_Jayne 01-17-2006 03:16 AM

Parrot reveals affair
 
Parrot reveals affair

A man found out his girlfriend was cheating on him when his parrot said her lover's name.

Chris Taylor from Headingley, Leeds became suspicious when Ziggy squawked "Hiya Gary" when Suzy Collins' mobile rang.

The eight-year-old parrot also made kissing sounds whenever he heard the name Gary on TV.

Chris confronted Suzy, 25, his live-in girlfriend of two years and she told him: "I've got another man... named Gary."

Suzy revealed she had been cheating for four months reports The Sun.

Chris dumped her and gave Ziggy away as he was tormented by the bird constantly mentioning Gary.

Chris said: "After what Suzy did I wasn't sorry to see the back of her. But it really broke my heart to let Ziggy go.

"It was torture hearing him repeat Gary's name over and over again. It felt like I'd been stabbed through the heart. Ziggy was one in a million.

"He was a loyal friend and looking back I think he had been trying to tell me for weeks. He would shout 'Hiya Gary' in Suzy's voice whenever her mobile rang."

Suzy, who is no longer seeing Gary, said: "Chris would be the first to admit we'd been having problems. He spent more time talking to his bird than to me. I couldn't stand Ziggy and it looks now like the feeling was mutual."

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1686463.html

reynold 01-17-2006 03:20 AM

Well I could say he's a fag for letting that parrot go.

sonofsam 01-17-2006 03:22 AM

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Originally Posted by reynold
Well I could say he's a fag for letting that parrot go.

I dunno dude... it must be pretty rough to have to get a daily reminder that your gf of 2 years was fucking someone else :2 cents:

sumphatpimp 01-17-2006 03:25 AM

he should have given the bird to Gary

Sarah_Jayne 01-17-2006 03:35 AM

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Originally Posted by sumphatpimp
he should have given the bird to Gary

one of his birds was giving pleanty to Gary

xclusive 01-17-2006 03:37 AM

I would have had that bird for thanksgiving lol


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