Stupid joke of the day! LOL (oh so wrong)
 

An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.

The shopkeeper asks "Are they twins"?

The woman says "No, he's 9 and she's 7.

"Why? Do you think they look alike?"

"No", he replies, "I just can't believe you got laid twice"!



That made me laugh out loud! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

If you have heard it before then :thefinger It's for people who haven't! :)

LOL !!!!!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

OMG

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ouch .

hehe good one Loryn :)

aaaaaaahhahaha..... :D

truth hurts doesn't it :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Oh shit :1orglaugh

LOL Good One

LOOOOLLLLL :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Lol :)

Excellent one Loryn
adding it my laughingfun list :thumbsup

that is a good joke :) it's nice and short and not stupid. lol

haha that is fucking great!

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thats a good one.. thx for the laugh

That's funny:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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I can't believe i've never heard that before... good one.

:1orglaugh That was pretty good

Never before heard and good. :thumbsup

sound slike something that a mean cashier will say to a mom on a grocery counter :1orglaugh

that was a good one :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That was awesome! Thanks for the giggle.

Nice joke this time Loryn. :thumbsup

Lol.. that was a good one :)

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good one. My GF got a laugh out of it too.

that was funny, but i heard one on my 29th birthday (the 7th of this month BTW) and that one was "oh so wrong" I almost don't want to repeat it, but what the hell...

What is the best thing about fucking twenty nine year olds?

















































































There's twenty of them.

I know, sad someone can even make shit up like that, but funny... in a sick sad way.

thats too funny

thats funny