The best "I just jerked off" story you will ever read
 

When I was in high school we had to take this class that taught us how to cut and take care of things around the house, change a baby diaper... all that shit.

At the end of the class each student was to bake or cook something to bring into class on our last day for a feast. My best friend pulled "cookies" out of a hat. So that is what he made.

During our 3rd period feast he came up to me and told me not to eat the cookies. I asked him why, and to my amazement he told me that he jacked off in the cookie dough several times before he cooked them. :Oh crap

We both sat and watched all the hot and stuck up bitches eat cum cookies for 45 minutes and tell him how good they were.

:helpme :1orglaugh

You didn't throw up watching?

Matt

whooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaa hepatitis!!!!!!!!!!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

rofl sounds like agood lawsuit

Those aren't chocalate chips!

Chances are those stuck up bitches probably ate cum at lunch time... so I guess it didn't make much of a difference to them.

and I thought it was the last person to cum on the cookie ate it ..not in it...LOL

the only cookie that is rich in protein...but I don't think I would want one