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detoxed 01-28-2006 10:10 AM

Deadwood quotes
 
There are some great quotes from that show.. here are a few

Al Swearengen: Pain or damage don't end the world. Or Despair or fucking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back.



Seth Bullock: Any more gunplay gets answered. You call the law in Sampson, you don't get to call it off just cause you're liquored up and popular on payday.



E.B. Farnum: Separate rooms, I'll arrange that by tomorrow, but today I can't fix it, unless you kill a guest. Set


Al Swearengen: Wave a penny under the Jew's nose; if they got living breath in them, brings them right around.



Calamity Jane: Maybe I will have a fuckin' drink, for sociability's sake and 'cause I'm a fuckin' drunk.
Joanie Stubbs: What's your preference?
Calamity Jane: That it ain't been previously swallowed.




E.B. Farnum: Some ancient Italian maxim fits our situation, whose particulars escape me.
Francis Wolcott: Is the gist that I'm shit out of luck?
E.B. Farnum: Did they speak that way then?

BoyAlley 01-28-2006 10:11 AM

I'm a HUGE Deadwood fan. The acting and writing in it, the sets, it's all just amazing.

Niklas 01-28-2006 10:24 AM

I love that show.. when is season2 coming out on dvd and when will season 3 begin?

detoxed 01-28-2006 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Niklas
I love that show.. when is season2 coming out on dvd and when will season 3 begin?


I bought season 2 on Ioffer.com for like $25 :)
lol

Jakke PNG 01-28-2006 10:30 AM

season 1 started here like 2 episodes ago. I'm liking it. Lovejoy is sexy.

Why 01-28-2006 10:35 AM

i wish theyd get on with more of deadwood. i really liked it.

XSV 01-28-2006 10:42 AM

How many cocksuckers?
2 coksukahas!


Not sure what episode it is in, haven't been watching the reruns, but the conversation between Al and the Chinaman is damn funny when the new San Francisco Cocksuckers come to town, whole conversation where the keyword is cocksucker and Al trying to guess how many and where they are from... laughed my ass off. :thumbsup

Flow 01-28-2006 11:19 AM

Al Swerengen: I need to fuck something! Trixie, get up here and bring the bottle!!!


Best line of the entire series.

Flow

CybermedAndy 01-28-2006 12:33 PM

I'm gonna start watching this show, thanks to good things I've heard and this thread

brand0n 01-28-2006 12:53 PM

I'm a purveyor of spirits, dope included, and when chance affords, a thief, but I ain't no fucking hypocrite

RayBonga 01-28-2006 12:55 PM

I also love deadwood, have to buy the DVDs soon.

reynold 01-30-2006 05:53 AM

I think I'm beggining to like this show.

luv$ 01-30-2006 07:58 AM

http://ebtmarketing.com/hundiesjc/alswearengen.jpg


:Graucho

Mikey_219Inc 01-30-2006 08:01 AM

my favorite is ... "Sa Frasisco Cocksucka!!!!"

AaronM 08-03-2009 11:36 AM

"Go wash your mouth, you smell like seven different kinds of cock."

WebairMetz 08-03-2009 12:17 PM

best show ever.

check out this tally of fucks...http://www.thewvsr.com/deadwood.htm

how many fucks per minute, classic site.

DAMNMAN 08-03-2009 12:27 PM

It was one of the shows I actually watched and looked forward to watching. The writers are top notch and a bunch of twisted fucks.

evildick 08-03-2009 12:30 PM

They like the word cocksucker.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EpsKKPuTYCI

:winkwink:

smutnut 08-03-2009 01:22 PM

SAN FRANCISCO COCKSUCKER! :1orglaugh

How do you spell Swighin?

mikeyddddd 08-03-2009 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 16141629)
"Go wash your mouth, you smell like seven different kinds of cock."


crockett 08-03-2009 02:38 PM

HBO was fucking cocksuckers for ending it before it was finished.

flip.green 08-03-2009 02:43 PM

Great show cut down in its prime they said they would make some movies etc but nothing happened, damn HBO cocksuckers!

smutnut 08-03-2009 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flip.green (Post 16142429)
Great show cut down in its prime they said they would make some movies etc but nothing happened, damn HBO cocksuckers!

What about "John From Cincinnatti"? Same writers.

brand0n 08-03-2009 03:37 PM

cocksuckers.....

_Richard_ 08-03-2009 04:01 PM

Great series.. this was filmed about an hour out of where i live.. sucks how it ended

cykoe6 08-03-2009 08:32 PM

Greatest show ever.

jollyperv 08-03-2009 08:51 PM

Swearingen is such a bad motherfucker...Mcshane is a hell of fucking actor


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