Never, never never EVER tell a woman....
 

...that she's not a good cook...


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This is the truth.

My wife is a GREAT cook and I'm sure to tell her that often, and with every great meal she makes, BUT if she doesn't meet her OWN standards one day and she ASKS me, I'll be honest.

"It's missing a little something today, but it's still good. Thanks for dinner."

Even that statement will send her into an hour long sulk.

She wouldn't BarBQ my goodies though. :winkwink:

Tell yourself whatever you need to. :D

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh...that's plain wicked

I once told my husband that if he didn't like something I cooked, I would make sure it was served to him for the next fifty years, because I do not read minds.

He learned quickly and now he no longer has to eat ham and cabbage.

So, tell the pouting woman to get over it. Taste is subjective.

Nah, because after the sulk session is over, she tries to make up for it with head.

Coincidentally, her cooking hasn't been QUITE up to par, ever since I recognized this pattern.

That is some funny shit :1orglaugh

That is just fucking gross..

So if she's a bad cook, she'll make you BBQ meat and wieners?

my gf is a funny cook. She has her own methods! :)

But I love it

that's a sick picture

Sounds like you two have it all worked out satisfactorily...

Weighing the 'not quite up to par' with head...well, head wins, hands down.

tastes like chicken i bet.

Any comment about a woman's dish and her method of cooking should be kept to one's self, or else...

also never tell her when your cumming... don't give her a chance to jump off or pull it out of her mouth. :-)

does it come with white sauce?

Haha, thanks for the advice. I'm about to get married in a couple weeks.

Not quite. I believe what's really going on with this particular woman is that she has invited over 15 of her girlfriends for a barbecue. Some of those friends no doubt brought along their own man's goodies to throw on the grill.

I wish I was a shitty cook.. then maybe I would some free time to do things I want to do besides feed the beasts 3-4 times a day.

i love my fiance's cooking. Too bad I can't eat all the food though or I gain so much weight!