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Alphonso 01-30-2006 05:02 PM

should i sleep with my eyes opened or closed tonight ?
 
i am afraid the rabbis children might attack me at night. the way his dirty dozen children were looking at me today was scary maybe they do want to ambush me tonight. i think i am prepared i have a hammer under my pillow and i will hide a rock in my socks

Fresh 01-30-2006 05:02 PM

you shouldnt sleep :2 cents:

Alphonso 01-30-2006 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave Guru
you shouldnt sleep :2 cents:

but if i dont sleep i wont be able to work tommorow :disgust

Fresh 01-30-2006 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alphonso
but if i dont sleep i wont be able to work tommorow :disgust


not being able to work is better then being beaten by the children of the rabbi

Alphonso 01-30-2006 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave Guru
not being able to work is better then being beaten by the children of the rabbi

i think you are right i will stay awake but do you think a hammer and rock is enough protection.

Fresh 01-30-2006 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alphonso
i think you are right i will stay awake but do you think a hammer and rock is enough protection.


yes, hammer and rocks should do. Keep a butterknife handy as well :2 cents:

Michaelious 01-30-2006 05:21 PM

dont even sleep lol

Alphonso 01-30-2006 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave Guru
yes, hammer and rocks should do. Keep a butterknife handy as well :2 cents:

i dont have butterknife i am allergic to milk but i do have a butcher knife i used it to make kabob with. the thing is should i use it or just scare them off with it ?

dakota1358 01-30-2006 05:24 PM

Do like everyone else over there strap a s**tload of explosives around your waist and when they come to beat you blow them F#$@ers up.

Who gets the last laugh then haha

Fresh 01-30-2006 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alphonso
i dont have butterknife i am allergic to milk but i do have a butcher knife i used it to make kabob with. the thing is should i use it or just scare them off with it ?

ok forget the knife. stick to the rocks and hammer.

Jarmusch 01-30-2006 05:27 PM

Try this:

http://www.esplatter.com/images/am/daropera.jpg

Alphonso 01-30-2006 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave Guru
ok forget the knife. stick to the rocks and hammer.

good thinking because i dont want to go to jail tonight because sometimes i do get to excited with butcher knife sometimes.

mr dave guru thank you. you are a good friend.

Alphonso 01-30-2006 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michaelious
dont even sleep lol

that will be the plan

Fresh 01-30-2006 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alphonso
good thinking because i dont want to go to jail tonight because sometimes i do get to excited with butcher knife sometimes.

mr dave guru thank you. you are a good friend.


:thumbsup :thumbsup :1orglaugh

reynold 01-30-2006 09:51 PM

sleep with your eyes open, for a change.
try it. don't forget to post your experience here.

Spunky 01-30-2006 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reynold
sleep with your eyes open, for a change.
try it. don't forget to post your experience here.

Is that how you post so much?

mayon 01-30-2006 11:33 PM

drink 1 glass of MILK , works for me :)


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