So this 18 year old chick bumped into my car...
 

and left a note with her cellphone number. next sunday we gonna meet - she says she wants to make it good again. :winkwink:

i wonder how she looks like... :helpme

maybe she is super hot and you'll end up marrying her...then you can sell your story in hollywood :)

wow, good luck with that, maybe she's a babe hehe

hello darling :winkwink:

http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/dizzystud.../fat-woman.jpg

LOL, bring a paper bag just to be safe =_)

or maybe she's as fat as the average gfy chick?

get her in some content

it was me darling

i will wear the fur pants you gave me

http://www.airek.com/gfy/bigtits.jpg

Whoops!

The question is....

Are you gonna sue her is she is ugly??

Thats if you dont still want to fuck her.

But this sounds a little like a lie. Somethingthat can be a scene inna Porn Scene... Why do I say that? How do you know she 18?


Yo, this is funny and on time... :1orglaugh
http://www.airek.com/gfy/bigtits.jpg

well, considering my usual luck with girls it's probably worse :Oh crap

I'd consider forgiving the damage if she let me rear end her.

Vanilla, Punker Barbie, Naughty, Little C, Marie, Allie, Elli, Laura Lee, etc are they fat? I know more non fat girls on here than I know fat ones...:1orglaugh

3/4 of the girls posting on here are models... that's fine with me

you forgot LEGGS :thumbsup

she is a hottie

and tASSy :1orglaugh

ahh, you know how to handle me :thumbsup

SHe would work for his Big Tit Content:1orglaugh

http://www.infidelguy.com/members/pr..._Shit__-01.jpg

I hope this isnt what she has mind for "making it better" :winkwink:

U missed the word "etc" :winkwink:

cause she told me she goes to the school that is around the corner from my home. and she said she got her driving license just last week (which is usually at 18 over here). and she said she is 2 years younger than my car - which is 20 years old :1orglaugh

offtopic: Stefan, I will be very grateful if you hit me on ICQ today :)

p.s. just can't see you online all the day.

Hey, this could be interesting... you must take a picture !

I bet shes a fattie.

I have to bleach my eyes now.:1orglaugh

Ok, understood... Hope you hit that pussy! :thumbsup

probably exactly this will happen :disgust

i'm on it.. :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Keep this thread up dated.. :)

Get some pics :)

i'll try :thumbsup

maybe she hit your car on purpose lol

Larry David used that trick on the most recent season of Curb Your Enthusiasm to get to meet a Surgeon who had control of the Kidney recipient list.

He screwed that up on a ski trip.

nice catch :)

i feel sorry for u. i would make her pay for the car first and sex would be secondary in my mind

figure she will be scary looking, get money to fix your car.

nice pics . . i am enjoying this burger now


watch she dont gonna rob you with Bubba . . it happens in the movies

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :Oh crap :1orglaugh

the funny thing is: there is no damage on my car - just a little paint of hers on my bumper. and i really don't care about that - the car is 20 years old and has other problems than that :1orglaugh

and i told her it's no problem, i don't want anything. but after a bunch of text messages about several topics she insisted on this meeting. even after i told her my age :upsidedow

i just haven't told her my job - yet :helpme

Good luck with that one, ask her if she's ever played just the tip.

Sounds like she knows you or saw you at least and this is her way of meeting you...very contrived..sounds like a fun plot.

www.shehitmybumper.com !!

in the note she included the fact shes 18?

:1orglaugh

nope, figured that out when she said she goes to school and got her driving license last week

on a side note: women shouldn't be allowed to drive and especially park without male guidance the first two years :1orglaugh

she still have the balls to leave you a note after bumping your car?




maybe she really have

So if she looks good would you ask her if she wants to be talent for content?

hmm, don't know... good question. maybe just when i don't see a chance of getting her laid myself :1orglaugh