My Evil Plan to go Mainstream....
 

I'm going to go to a big church, get radically "saved", write a book about how God delivered me from producing porn, and tour all the churches in the country... making mad money from the saints.

aaaaaaaaaaahahahaahha, you're not the only one!

Best part is, it would work!

Yep. Mad, mad money.

"God likes porn too" -The Donovan Phillips' story :thumbsup

A-fucking-MEN sista!

Great idea! LOL

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yes can't wait to see you on tv DONNY THE EVANGELIST you'd make more bank than joel ornstein :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Seriously, this idea, if I were to do it, would pay off big time.

Haha good idea! See you at the 700 Club.

I'm sorry but we have a patent on "God saved me", if you would like to apply for a license you can apply here www.godsavedme.com/license-church-tour.php
Since they are currently in high demand you would probably only be able to get one in case you have been convicted several times for obscenery charges, been in unsuccesfull psychological treatment or have been sued several times for scamming your models etc.
The good part it, if you get a license, the total cost is ONLY 45% of the total turnover :thumbsup

Weird Idea :winkwink:

this needs a nice bump

lol.. it will work until the church sees this thread

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bump of the year!

Oh please, if you ever see this lunatic making money with his god shit please refer them to this thread.

What I don't get is Belinda is really good looking, and Donny is just a fat shit

look at me look at me

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a blast from the past

Fuck I love GFY!
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someone just earned $100 from Steve Lightspeed

How do you spell "DISCREDITED" and "DISGRACED"???

whoaaaaaaaaaaa - nice find

there's a thread I made somewhere in the archives here where I recommended or predicted Donny would/should go back to Jesus and write a book and lecture

Wow, I never read that statement out of him...

So it all is just a big scam?

Someone really needs to bring this thread up to the people Donny is working with. Can you imagine the OWNAGE...

Best idea I have ever heard.

Well, looks like he lived up to this thread!!!!

That is what makes it worse, they prolly already know and are in on the scam...

This thread is going to be fun...

Which retard bumped this?

thank steve lightspeed for remembering this thread, obviously this was all a huge plan for donny, and it seems to be working quite well

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:Oh crap

Donny posted this thread Feb 1, 2006

Here is a quote from his blog...

Coincidence?

She's programming her TiVo for Nightline

I fucking hated that asshole, and that lying slut belinda. Both just piss me off.

I can't wait to read Donnie's 2nd book

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LMAO... NOICE!!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

i wonder WHO is a retard here...

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So long and thanks for all the laughs

NosMo

hehe lol

Thats too funny.:thumbsup

Don't listen to bashbutt, he goes under diffrent names in here.. bashbug=ds250 multiple personality bitch.

^who are they?^

lol awesome bump. Can't say he didn't live up to his plans. lol

holy shit this IS a nice find... dayummmm!