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Lord Nelson 02-02-2006 06:08 AM

Haw Haw brits: This wikipedia article ridicules that game you call "soccer"
 
"A game played by homosexuals, which fortunately are prevalent in English society"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soccer

:1orglaugh

Lord Nelson 02-02-2006 06:09 AM

wow that was fast. they changed it back already.

The Duck 02-02-2006 06:10 AM

Well, not only brits like football you know, its the biggest sport in the fucking world.

http://sean.chittenden.org/humor/you_are_gay.jpg

Lord Nelson 02-02-2006 06:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kandah
Well, not only brits like football you know, its the biggest sport in the fucking world.

well, in america soccer's for fags whose mommies don't want them getting "hurt"

luv$ 02-02-2006 06:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord Nelson
well, in america soccer's for fags whose mommies don't want them getting "hurt"

What? The fuck?

Lee 02-02-2006 06:42 AM

Haha, mind you the way the players roll around as if theyve been hit by Tyson it is turning into a fag sport lately.

djroof 02-02-2006 06:45 AM

lol.....

Manowar 02-02-2006 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kandah
Well, not only brits like football you know, its the biggest sport in the fucking world.

http://sean.chittenden.org/humor/you_are_gay.jpg

:1orglaugh

volante 02-02-2006 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord Nelson
well, in america soccer's for fags whose mommies don't want them getting "hurt"

In the UK, American football is considered to be like rugby only for pussies :winkwink:

Gunni 02-02-2006 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord Nelson
well, in america soccer's for fags whose mommies don't want them getting "hurt"

Plenty of people get hurt in football
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...tball+injuries

American football is kind of like rugby, they're just such pussies they have to wear armour and helmets :1orglaugh

Lord Nelson 02-02-2006 07:22 AM

it's cute when euro-fags attempt to diss american football. there there, ian... we all know what superior athletes those soccer lads are. :1orglaugh

Lord Nelson 02-02-2006 07:22 AM

the other day i was watching a hockey game and between periods they were intviewing some big forward. he was kinda complaining about the new penalty calls in the league. finally he says, "hey, ya gotta let the boys hit... i mean, we ain't playing soccer here. we don't fall over and start to cry if we geet hit... this is hockey... let us play."

:1orglaugh

Matt 26z 02-02-2006 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by volante
In the UK, American football is considered to be like rugby only for pussies :winkwink:

Ha, I wonder what would happen if you put American football players on a rugby field without their padding? I'm thinking the rugby players would get broken in half.

Nicky 02-02-2006 07:33 AM

I like Soccer, but I like Hockey more

Lord Nelson 02-02-2006 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt 26z
Ha, I wonder what would happen if you put American football players on a rugby field without their padding? I'm thinking the rugby players would get broken in half.

Rugby players are the ones that get cut from football teams.

A few *tough* rugby players have made the NFL as Punters! which is considered the pussiest position on the field.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

EroticySteve 02-02-2006 07:40 AM

I played soccer for a long time, great sport.

NoCarrier 02-02-2006 07:40 AM

Rubgy players are like the metrosexuals of american Football.

Lord Nelson 02-02-2006 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoCarrier
Rubgy players are like the metrosexuals of american Football.

Indeed.

NFL players are larger, stronger, and possess Olympic class speed. They have been in training since the 5th grade for sports. Rugby players are just white guys who get drunk and want to fight each other.


No contest.

Gunni 02-02-2006 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord Nelson
it's cute when euro-fags attempt to diss american football. there there, ian... we all know what superior athletes those soccer lads are. :1orglaugh

At least football isn't a custom made sport designed to last 3 hours (of which what 40 minutes are actually play time?) to fill your head with useless junk.

Plus, yes, fooball players are superior atheletes since they have to run for 2 x 45 minutes with out a brake, while in american football the playtime is actually the same time as one half of a football game, and is broken into what 40 brakes or something?

Comparing hockey to football is probably tho most idiotic thing I've ever heard. Try to get kicked in the hard calf while running as fast as you can, preferrably in the leg that is supporting your weight, let's see if you get up immediately and start running after that.

Oh, and if you have any misconceptions about rugby, here's a good match :1orglaugh
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...230423&q=rugby

PaulB IYP 02-02-2006 08:04 AM

Baseball is the best sport there is my friends
LETS GO BLUE JAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Antonio 02-02-2006 09:03 AM

http://www.rugbyfootball.com/suburbans/yanks_smell.jpg

macker 02-02-2006 09:12 AM

Brits don't call it soccer, you do. I guess you found it easier to justify to yourselves that you are correct by calling your game, football. Which evidently you play with your hands.

Makes sense.

who 02-02-2006 09:15 AM

Fighting over which 'football' is the best?

Are you all retarded or what? haha... Let's fight over which COLOR is the best next, ok team?!

gangbangjoe 02-02-2006 09:22 AM

Lord Nelson crawl back in your hole you moron

Lord Nelson 02-02-2006 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe
Lord Nelson crawl back in your hole you moron

you squat to pee, don't you?

gangbangjoe 02-02-2006 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord Nelson
you squat to pee, don't you?


open your mouth so i can place my turd in it :thumbsup

Lord Nelson 02-02-2006 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gunni

Oh, and if you have any misconceptions about rugby, here's a good match :1orglaugh
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...230423&q=rugby

a bunch of skinheads beating each other. i am supposed to be impressed with exactly what?

Lord Nelson 02-02-2006 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe
open your mouth so i can place my turd in it :thumbsup

your tricks may work on your mom, but they won't work on me.

Lord Nelson 02-02-2006 11:45 AM

the bottom line is, soccer is a girlie sport.

how fun is it to watch a 90 minute game that ends with 1-0 score?

meh.

Lord Nelson 02-02-2006 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EroticySteve
I played soccer for a long time, great sport.

Soccer is a "socialist" sport which is why it is so popular in socialist countries (in other words the rest of the world besides the US). It's a metaphor for what happens in these countries-nothing much. Look at Spain for example. Is Spain concerned with "winning" anything, "producing" anything? No.

Now look at American sports:

Football: Getting into someone's territory, scoring lots of points (in other words producing a lot of stuff)

Basketball: Same thing. Scoring lots of points. Hot and heavy competition down to the last second. Kind of like capitalism, right?

Soccer: Oh well, we lost 1-0. Maybe we'll beat them 1-0 in 10 years. Does it really matter anyway? I'm late for my Dole check....

gangbangjoe 02-02-2006 11:52 AM

why don't you tell him that his sport is gay ? http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/134000...jancker150.jpg

Lord Nelson 02-02-2006 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe
why don't you tell him that his sport is gay ? http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/134000...jancker150.jpg

i dont know who that is.

why is he some soccer tuff guy?

Tipsy 02-02-2006 12:09 PM

The thread title was wrong enough to show what a clueless idiot the poster is, so why argue with him?

It's worth this pic though more for the picture than the slogan on it :)

http://www.thetipsysheep.com/vinnie.jpg

Pornwolf 02-02-2006 12:28 PM

I don't kow about the US and the UK versions but Austrailian Rules football is pretty fucking rough.

Lord Nelson 02-02-2006 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tipsy
It's worth this pic though more for the picture than the slogan on it :)

http://www.thetipsysheep.com/vinnie.jpg


Soccer homo grabbing some guy's cock.

Thanks for proving my point.

DWB 02-02-2006 12:47 PM

NEWS FLASH: The entire world LOVES soccer / football or what ever you want to call it. It is fucking beyond huge.

And to make such a statement as you are here in some places, would get your head bashed in by the hoolligans!

uno 02-02-2006 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tipsy
The thread title was wrong enough to show what a clueless idiot the poster is, so why argue with him?

It's worth this pic though more for the picture than the slogan on it :)

http://www.thetipsysheep.com/vinnie.jpg

Those commercials from 2002 on MTV Europe with him were badass. That's Vinnie Jone's house. Don't fuck.

FetishTom 02-02-2006 02:27 PM

Thinking about it why do the Yanks like sports that the rest of the world find boring as fuck?

...and they wear padding and crash helmets I mean you can spin it as much as you want (superb athletes, hard as anthing yada, yada) but they are still dressed up like crash test dummies!

...try dressing like that in a game of, say, Aussie Rules football - 30 seconds you would last as you got your head stoved in helmet and all

...and its a metaphor for the American Armed Forces - all technology (ie padding etc) and zero fighting skills

..fact is they only win wars when the Brits go in with them and show them how its done (only to get killed by 'friendly fire' for their pains), except the US did beat Greneda (gee whiz) prior to that US asses well and truly kicked by little guys in pyjamas - I mean wtf was that about?

Oh and Yank beer is shit

Can't drink, can't fight and sport boring as fuck


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