20" of fresh powder = Tahoe this weekend!
 

Gotta love living 1.5 hrs from Squaw Valley. Good time to tryout my new Freestyle skis.

See you there Saturday!

I wonder how many webmasters saw the thread topic and grabbed their straws and were headed out the door? ;))))))

stop spying on me sykk

lucky bastard :)

raises hand

Oh great, rub it in why don't you:(

Here in Maryland were having an all time record heat wave, it was 97 hot, humid, stinking degrees today...

It was nice in MD today lightening ;)

Skiing is for honkeys...

I have ski resort 200 meters from my house :thumbsup

LOL what the fuck is a honkey??

NICE!
Come to Mt. Hood, we'll tear it up sometime

Are you in MD ???

Hell, I've got 20" of powder on my Honda right now...should I sweep it off, or sell lift tickets?

Dude I live in Tahoe and lemme tell you when I'm trying to have a nice old fashioned spring, y'know barbeques, fishing, masturbating at the beach...

The last fucking thing I want is a god damn snow storm...Frozen Car doors, Icy walk ways, added clothes on women around town...

So old man winter get yer fridged ass out of my fucking mountain town...I swear to fucking god I'll gouge your fucking eyes out with the 4 foot icycles hanging from my mother fucking hammock...I just hung that fucking thing up!!!! FFFFUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!


If I don't started getting out of my house again I'm going to hack my family to pieces and toss their parts into the woodchipper and spray them all over every god damn tourist fuck who drives his wife up here in in a god damn king size suburban extra cab doing 2 miles an hour in .1213 inches of snow with chains and 4 wheel drive on as he points out the window and a god damn frozen ass chipmunk like its a friggin african safari!!!!!!!!!


AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!! !

WHERE's MY FUCKING RIFLE???? TOURIST SEASON AIN'T OVER YET!!!!!



BTW Lensman if you come to Tahoe this weekend...Bring me a fucking application!

Hey Lensman - Maybe while you're up here you could come over to the south side for a few and help me shovel out my driveway:1orglaugh

DTK You live on the south shore?

Fuck man... I miss Tahoe.

Yeah... PG county

Yep, right near the keys.

You guys are killin' me... I miss South Lake so much, the sun glistening off the lake.. zephyr cove, kiva beach, fallen leaf lake

HOAX.. get outside and enjoy.. oh yeah i forgot..it's snowing there! hahahaha... bright and sunny here.. 25 degrees baby!

DTK, I was catching bass in the keys not 5 days ago...Now I'm freezing my balls off...

LOL Hoax, I was all set to hit the driving range this week...

Sacratomatoe ? hehehe


Yep ! 1.5 from Reno/ Tahoe here in GRASS VALLEY !

From www.squaw.com

Welcome to Squaw Valley USA

MORE FRESH POWDER! Over 21" of fresh light snow has fallen since Tuesday and epic April powder days are happening. We're enjoying a superb spring season and are scheduled to ski & ride through May 27! Come out and enjoy - the High Camp Pool & Spa are now open daily! Check the snow report for daily operations and schedule and recent snowfall totals.

FUUUUCK THE SNOW!


I just spent $150 on margarita's at the cantina in a vain effort to do the baja spring time sun ceremony...

I ended up drunk and thinking about gfy...

I suggest a support area...where we can all admit our addiction to gfy...

Tera, Rich...Tahoe misses you two...We miss 32's of bud and endless amount's of Mollie...she was so nice to use that summer...jobless, stressless, nuthin but jungle at 10 am and hangover's by noon for me and ole' elfy...

Come Back, Come Back!!! Or maybe I'll come to you...hehehe...need a smartmouthed webmaster?

*sniffle*

I will be personally attaching explosives to the high speed gondola on saturday morning...be advised.....TOURIST!

Just for that, I'm bringing 10,000 tourists with me to fill the restaurants and casinos.

Now you're doing your part:thumbsup

From late april to mid-june tahoe is meant to be realitively tourist free...it gives us time to clean our guns, buy more shells and actually enjoy the paradise we all work so hard to defile via the tourist industry.

Lensman, before heading to the sierra's lemme give you some helpful tips to make your trip more enjoyable and safe, feel free to pass them along to your friends...

- If you have a large SUV, that comfortably fits 12, make sure to cut the amount of friends riding with you to 2 or 0 preferably. I'm sure they have their own oversized SUV they could drive adding to the overall "Homey" feeling of traffic and smog, just because you're on vacation, doesn't mean you shouldn't feel at home.

- I you are driving that oversized SUV, remember you car is larger and more expensive than the majority of other cars on the road, which in turn gives you the right of way by default, and you shouldn't really have to stop for anything.

- carry chains...you need them so you can drive 20 miles an hour thru town stopping traffic randomly to take them off or inspect them. Alternatively driving 45 with chains on is also a popular means of destroying your fenders and wheel wells.

- When you come down from the mountain...don't bother taking your boots or snow clothes of before joining your favorite apres ski spot. Nothing says posh skier like stumbling around in ski boots like a fucking moron in your day glo jump suit going "zip, zip, zip, zip" as you walk around, goggles on your head, hands stinking of sweaty ski gloves...chicks dig this get up!

- Lastly, on your way home, be sure to stop somewhere on the summit to park on the side of the highway, throw a few snow bals, take a few pics, and hopefully get plowed by an oversized SUV, as it careens out of control...