I have poison oak on my...
 

...PENIS!!!!

It itches. A lot.


I went to the Doctor to make sure that's what it was. I have to admit the first thought through my mind was "wow, this itches" followed by, "I hope this isn't an STD".

Fortunately it is poison oak. The hot female Doctor that played with my cock this morning told me so.

No sex for awhile :(.

how the fuck????

OMG


no more peeing in the woods for you

oh, and PICTURES?!?!?!?!?

Were you masturbating with woodland foliage on your last nature hike? LOL

:warning :helpme

so what happened?

Thats fucked up :1orglaugh

The lesson is to always wash your hands before you piss if you have been outdoors in the yard or you pet the damn fucking cat or dog eh?

My fiance caught it something fierce from petting the cat once. Thankfully I was pretty much already immune to it and now so is she. We both get just a couple small bumps on our wrists or area of contact at most.

how do you get an "posion-oak" ?

Belinda has some poison oak on her face. You decide how I got it on my penis.

Way back, many years ago when I was in the army, a buddy of mine worked on a truck battery then went and took a piss without washing. He said it was very painful, what battery acid could do to your pecker.

Were you rubbing your cock back and forth across her face;)

http://www.lni.wa.gov/Safety/Researc...20Oak20leg.jpg

:(

EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! That's disgustingly horrible. That dude must be alergic.

LOL!! he would be happy if he got it that way I am sure. But honestly I do have it on my face.. the whole right side of my chin and part way down my neck. I have a patch on my back and a few patched on my arms. This shit sucks but luckily everytime i get it, it tends to go away pretty fast.

omfg
you got something like that on your little prince ?

It's a reaction to the oil in certain trees, bushes, and shrubs. The oil irritates your skin.

Pictures:

http://images.google.com/images?clie...-8&sa=N&tab=wi

The first pic shows the plant that causes it around here.

ok thanks :thumbsup

No, Spannow, I won't take pics and post them for you.

Awww c'mon, you know everyones dyin' to see! :1orglaugh

You're not getting my bud light.

A friend of mine went fishing took a dump in the woods and wiped his ass with poison Ivy....lol he was walking around like Yosemite Sam for weeks

Must have use the Poison Oak Fleshlight

That is funny - way to go

:banana :banana :banana

you have been previously advised to use a condom when fucking...even an oak tree

those pics are just so nasty

My wife has it on her lips.... coincidence?

Damn, I was hoping you wouldn't see this thread!!

LOL i have it on my lip a little to. LOL i knew i should not have made out with her the other night ... GRRRR

Moral: Practice safe sex. Don't fuck a posion oak. :lol:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh






Oh come on, seriously, what does that sound like.....:winkwink: :1orglaugh

LOL... yes that does sound like something else but it is not cum LOL

No sex. No masturbation. I may lose my mind before this stuff goes away...