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Phoenix 02-07-2006 03:19 PM

New invention: dick holder for use while going to washroom...someone take this idea
 
so you use it when you are going to the washroom....so you wont touch the toilet bowl with your dick


that has got to be the worst.


so just a simple plastic holder, it protects you from the side of the toilet...ugh


whos with me

GlydeGirl 02-07-2006 03:22 PM

This thread is useless without pics!

Dwreck 02-07-2006 03:24 PM

ok is this when your stading up taking a wizzz? Cause i dunno about you but Im wayyyyyyyyy far from touching the bowl. MAn your hung!

Phoenix 02-07-2006 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dwreck
ok is this when your stading up taking a wizzz? Cause i dunno about you but Im wayyyyyyyyy far from touching the bowl. MAn your hung!


sitting down dude....that is long for me..even though my last name is holmes

Doc911 02-07-2006 03:27 PM

some men squat to pee...

DutchTeenCash 02-07-2006 03:28 PM

twice around the neck usally does the trick

G-Rotica 02-07-2006 03:30 PM

Disposable sheath, like a open ended condom.

Jman 02-07-2006 03:32 PM

Let me make this straight for you bro.

Girls pee sitting down, Bro's pee standing up ;-)

Bryan G 02-07-2006 03:34 PM

So what everyone uses the same one? LOL no thanks! Brad's a hommo

Baker Rd 02-07-2006 03:35 PM

who the fuck sits down in public restrooms? gross

Phoenix 02-07-2006 03:36 PM

haha lets clarify..it is to be a personal device...you dont share this

it is for when you have to sit down....you dont want to let go of your unit and have it smack up the side of some disgusting toilet right? well that is where the invention comes into play

Phoenix 02-07-2006 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by G-Rotica
Disposable sheath, like a open ended condom.

not bad at all

stickyfingerz 02-07-2006 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix
haha lets clarify..it is to be a personal device...you dont share this

it is for when you have to sit down....you dont want to let go of your unit and have it smack up the side of some disgusting toilet right? well that is where the invention comes into play


Use your hand? :1orglaugh

SCORE Ralph 02-07-2006 03:39 PM

He didnt say anything about using it when you sit down to pee... obviously is for when youre taking a crap. (I think)

Phoenix 02-07-2006 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aspwm
He didnt say anything about using it when you sit down to pee... obviously is for when youre taking a crap. (I think)


you got it....i tyhink it is a great idea

G-Rotica 02-07-2006 03:51 PM

Well I'll go get me some super large extra long heavy duty Maxims and cut the end off and try it.

WiredGuy 02-07-2006 03:51 PM

Something wrong with your hands? LOL
WG

Manowar 02-07-2006 03:52 PM

alrighhhhttttyyy then

Kevin - The PNN 02-07-2006 04:02 PM

do what I do - get a bitch to hold it for you while you piss

Phoenix 02-07-2006 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy
Something wrong with your hands? LOL
WG


im all about stuff that is hands off ;)

FleshJoe2005 02-07-2006 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix
so you use it when you are going to the washroom....so you wont touch the toilet bowl with your dick


that has got to be the worst.


so just a simple plastic holder, it protects you from the side of the toilet...ugh


whos with me

It already exists and its called a FleshLight :)

reynold 02-07-2006 11:24 PM

I'd rather have my girl as my dick holder.

american pervert 02-07-2006 11:30 PM

if you put the seat down you wont have that problem, lol

reed_4 02-08-2006 06:14 AM

My dick can handle himself and doesn't need a holder.

chodadog 02-08-2006 08:52 AM

Why the fuck wouldn't you just use your hand like a normal person? What do you do when you pee standing up? Do you use BBQ tongs to pull your cock out or what?

Phoenix 02-08-2006 08:55 AM

you know sometimes your hand has to do other things

or you slip...id just like some extra protection form the toilet

u-Bob 02-08-2006 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMan
Bro's pee standing up ;-)

fact: peeing standing up increases the risk of prostate problems.
fact: prostate problems result in... a guy putting one or more fingers up your ass.

Marshal 02-08-2006 09:38 AM

i wanna see pics! :1orglaugh

NoCarrier 02-08-2006 09:44 AM

Just drink your own pee. Problem solved.

Phoenix 02-08-2006 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nettrust
i wanna see pics! :1orglaugh



pervert.,..lol

Bryan G 02-08-2006 10:23 AM

Fuck it just get a chick to give you a bumpkin while you take a shit....Then you dick wont hit the bowl. :pimp

MysteryWizard 11-26-2008 04:51 PM

this story is getting a HUGE amount of media coverage:

http://www.prweb.com/releases/prosta...web1665994.htm


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