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Jace 02-07-2006 03:30 PM

using a fleshlight is....um.....interesting
 
nothing like expected, but great no less

honestly, I probably would bought one of these in a heartbeat if I had known it was that cool

Jman 02-07-2006 03:30 PM

OK time for me to go take a shower with Lady Butt ;-)

G-Rotica 02-07-2006 03:31 PM

I so want one, but the wife is afraid she'll be replaced.

newbreed 02-07-2006 03:31 PM

ok I take it back, all your bitches are NOT belong to me...

Jace 02-07-2006 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by G-Rotica
I so want one, but the wife is afraid she'll be replaced.

seriously, i would be too

it took my brain a while afterwards to grasp that I didn't just fuck a pussy, it was a toy

Jace 02-07-2006 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newbreed
ok I take it back, all your bitches are NOT belong to me...

you are a goof

newbreed 02-07-2006 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace
you are a goof

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

dissipate 02-07-2006 03:33 PM

i prefer the real thing

woj 02-07-2006 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissipate
i prefer the real thing

:thumbsup

Jace 02-07-2006 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissipate
i prefer the real thing

shit, I do too...but there are times when the real thing "isn't in the mood"...from what I can tell, the fleshlight seems to always be in the mood

Jace 02-07-2006 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissipate
i prefer the real thing

another fun thing...is my "real thing" asked if she could use it on me...now that is HOT shit right there! haha

Deej 02-07-2006 03:43 PM

That is hot

cool1 02-07-2006 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace
another fun thing...is my "real thing" asked if she could use it on me...now that is HOT shit right there! haha

Hot Damn, now you have it made in the shade :thumbsup

Kevin - The PNN 02-07-2006 03:45 PM

No drama, no bitching, no honey do this, no flowers, no trouble

Fleshlights ROCK

uvort 02-07-2006 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace
...from what I can tell, the fleshlight seems to always be in the mood

:thumbsup

TheJimmy 02-07-2006 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace
...from what I can tell, the fleshlight seems to always be in the mood


the fleshlight is a sllllllllluttttttttttttttttttt...


:thumbsup ;)

Juicy D. Links 02-07-2006 09:37 PM

How did u clean it?


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

BlueQuartz 02-07-2006 10:46 PM

who the fuck wants to hear about you fucking your fleshlight

Brujah 02-07-2006 10:51 PM

Fleshlights are too small for me. I'm waiting for the FleshCannons come out.

Jace 02-07-2006 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
How did u clean it?


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

hot water, just like it said....but honestly, the junk just slid right out of it, so it didn't take much hot water

Jace 02-07-2006 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueQuartz
who the fuck wants to hear about you fucking your fleshlight

wait until I post the video of my wife jacking me off with it while she rubs herself off too

talk about a members are upsell....my wife showing all her loyal male members just how great the thing is, with a nice big link to buy one right next to it

abadfish 02-07-2006 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissipate
i prefer the real thing

Wow, no shit! :helpme

Jace 02-07-2006 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abadfish
Wow, no shit! :helpme

wow, read the, um, fucking thread

Jace 02-07-2006 11:15 PM

you know, I pity the morons that are so closed minded that they can't fathom actually having sex on a rgular basis, and masturbating too

i guess some people just have insane sex drives, and some dont

a girl uses a vibrator and it is all right, but a dude uses a toy to get himself off and it is wierd? haha, fuck that, I want it any and all ways.....

je_rome 02-08-2006 03:01 AM

welcome to the real world. fleshlight rules!

opulence 02-08-2006 03:22 AM

Ever since I started posting on this forum I've considered getting one

xclusive 02-08-2006 03:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace
wait until I post the video of my wife jacking me off with it while she rubs herself off too

talk about a members are upsell....my wife showing all her loyal male members just how great the thing is, with a nice big link to buy one right next to it

That's great marketing:thumbsup

xclusive 02-08-2006 03:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace
you know, I pity the morons that are so closed minded that they can't fathom actually having sex on a rgular basis, and masturbating too

i guess some people just have insane sex drives, and some dont

a girl uses a vibrator and it is all right, but a dude uses a toy to get himself off and it is wierd? haha, fuck that, I want it any and all ways.....

I have sex with my wife a few times a day every day for the last 4 years(other than when we couldn't when she had the babies of course) or so and I still jerk off on a regular basis:pimp

Platinumpimp 02-08-2006 03:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xclusive
I have sex with my wife a few times a day every day for the last 4 years(other than when we couldn't when she had the babies of course) or so and I still jerk off on a regular basis:pimp

Thats great! You want a cookie? :) :winkwink:

vogueboy 02-08-2006 04:19 PM

So, is it better than jerking off?


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