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eroswebmaster 02-09-2006 02:48 PM

Typical Movie Computer Scene
 
<fade in>
It's a dark office in Los Angeles, California.
Officer Rodriguez paces back and forth behind Timmy the forensic computer analyst who is sitting at his desk in front of his computer.

OR: Dammit Timmy. I went back to that gas staion and all we have is video from the security cam. The quality is horrible, and I can't quite make it out.

Timmy: I think I can clean it up, hold on.

Timmy who has never owned a mouse begins to pound away at his keyboard.

Clackity clackity clackity clackity

OR: Much better can you zoom in.

Timmy: Give me a second.

Captain Washington, your typical black officer in charge you see in all movies enters the room.

CW: GOD DAMMIT RODRIGUEZ YOU'RE A TICKING TIME BOMB, YOU'RE A COWBOY, YOU'RE PUTTING PEOPLE'S LIVES IN DANGER NOT TO MENTION THE MONEY YOU ARE COSTING THE FORCE!!!!!!

OR: Hold on captain I think we're almost there.

Clackity clackity clackity clackity

OR: Clean it up a bit more Timmy.

Timmy: I can only do so much, there's just too much pressure.

OR: Sorry, you're doing fine. This is highly important information.

Clackity clackity clackity.

Timmy: Okay I've got it...the date on the dime is 1972.

<fade out>

NoWhErE 02-09-2006 02:52 PM

What in the hell was that?

biftek 02-09-2006 03:12 PM

you fogot about the wall of flashing leds

Silent_Thunder 02-09-2006 03:19 PM

Hehe, that's kinda funny when you understand the concept of digital graphics.

8 Characters 02-09-2006 03:22 PM

I think someone in here needs to click on my sig.

EdgeXXX 02-09-2006 03:22 PM

Yeah, I love the movies with the Uber fake forensics software that does the impossible :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

breaker 02-09-2006 03:24 PM

taken from any CSI, Las vegas, NCIS episode. Its really corny.

EdgeXXX 02-09-2006 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by breaker
taken from any CSI, Las vegas, NCIS episode. Its really corny.


CSI isn't as bad as some that I've seen..... That new show "Bones" on Fox is definitely one of the worst the I have ever seen

SilentKnight 02-09-2006 04:02 PM

I see that all the time - especially laughable to those with even a little graphics & video knowledge.

Its amazing what Hollywood can do to clarify rastor images like that. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

D 02-09-2006 04:11 PM

Ya... I think absolute the worst was in that Will Smith movie... umm... "Enemy of the State"... where the guy from NSA took video surveillance and "rotated" it 180 degrees so we could see what a bag looked like from the other side.... and then the guy "analyzed the shadow pattern" from that imaginary image to deduce what was inside the bag.

Totally blew my suspension of disbelief in what was, otherwise, a pretty decent flick.


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