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FierceHost 04-21-2002 05:34 PM

Worst day of my life
 
I wake up desmorning, to my daughter unwilling to goto church. Wondering why, I continue to church, when I return. I notice a car, sitting in the driveway. Walked in the front door, to find my daughter and her boyfriend going buckwild in the living room ;(

I'm still pissed

GTS Mark 04-21-2002 05:36 PM

Look I'm sorry but we could'nt afford a hotel and the car was too tight!

J/K!

DH:glugglug

Dreamman010 04-21-2002 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
Look I'm sorry but we could'nt afford a hotel and the car was too tight!

J/K!

DH:glugglug

LOL :1orglaugh


Btw, how old is she?

zubr 04-21-2002 05:40 PM

i would fuck her brains out for that!

SABAI 04-21-2002 05:41 PM

take picture and videos and put them on your sites

Amplitude 04-21-2002 05:43 PM

church? :eek7

Theo 04-21-2002 05:47 PM

i can assure you i would have killed him :BangBang:

KC 04-21-2002 05:55 PM

Now do you see how religion can harm your family????

That sucks man.. Was she at least smart enough to make him wear a rubber??

-KC

Lev 04-21-2002 06:04 PM

thats just disrespectful, at least they should of went to a hotel.

Amplitude 04-21-2002 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lev
thats just disrespectful, at least they should of went to a hotel.
it's only disrespectful if they stain the carpet.

EasyDialers 04-21-2002 06:05 PM

:ak47: :BangBang:

funkmaster 04-21-2002 06:05 PM

"Walked in the front door, to find my daughter and her boyfriend going buckwild in the living room"

... this is why I am so freaky happy to have a boy ... when I come back from church he is doing a different chick every sunday ... makes me proud.

bhutocracy 04-21-2002 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amplitude

it's only disrespectful if they stain the carpet.

heheheh


this has to be a joke post..

FierceHost 04-21-2002 06:18 PM

I don't know if he was wearing one or not, but shes only 15!!

I'm still chapped

Ted 04-21-2002 06:32 PM

It could have been worse, you could have got home and found the whole football team in your living room.

On a serious note, if they want to do it bad enough there is nothing you can do to stop them, they might as well enjoy the comfort of the house

Martin 04-21-2002 06:40 PM

Did he give her a facial?

XXXPaysiteDesign 04-21-2002 06:41 PM

I bet the guy was scared shitless. My dad once walked in on my girlfriend and I, he didn't see any problem with it though :thumbsup

nocostporn 04-21-2002 06:46 PM

should I feel bad that I just got hard? :Graucho

Ted 04-21-2002 06:47 PM

When dad caught me and my ex-GF all he said was "Go to your room, Shut the door, Keep the noise down, or turn the stereo up"

MetaformX 04-21-2002 06:49 PM

Mr. FierceHost,
i'de like to issue you a public appology sir, for banging your daughter. I don't know what I was thinking. actually, i do know what i was thinking....i was thinking about banging your daughter, but sir, i am sincerely sorry about that! my penis got the better of me today, and while you were praying to god today at church, your daughter was calling me daddy and yelling for me to tap that ass.

The good news is sir, that she does swallowed all of my sperm in one big gulp, so we did not make a mess, like last time. I hope you accept this apology. I will never let it happen again sir. thank you.

Plat 04-21-2002 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Martin
Did he give her a facial?

lol! so bad so bad

FierceHost 04-21-2002 06:54 PM

Just found out the guy was 19 !!!

Amplitude 04-21-2002 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FierceHost
Just found out the guy was 19 !!!
you should've come back in wearing your chaps and swingin' your pearl ass-beads.

MetaformX 04-21-2002 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FierceHost
Just found out the guy was 19 !!!
no, actually i just turned 20 last week

Ted 04-21-2002 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FierceHost
Just found out the guy was 19 !!!
She'd have better sex with an experienced man :1orglaugh

I wonder if Boneprone has done her

eroswebmaster 04-21-2002 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaformX
Mr. FierceHost,
i'de like to issue you a public appology sir, for banging your daughter.

What happened? Your brother finally get that restraining order against you?

Martin 04-21-2002 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FierceHost
Just found out the guy was 19 !!!
Better get to Church and pray for your daughter's soul.. 15 and already taking facials? Damn.........

Nysus 04-21-2002 07:04 PM

Hey Fierce, I'm a nice guy, and I'm only 18! :)

Could I ask your daughter out? :winkwink:

Though I do turn 19 next weekend. :)

Cheers,
Matt

MetaformX 04-21-2002 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster


What happened? Your brother finally get that restraining order against you?

no, he said he hooked up with some guy named eros, so they can have each other for all i care

MetaformX 04-21-2002 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nysus
Hey Fierce, I'm a nice guy, and I'm only 18! :)

Could I ask your daughter out? :winkwink:

Though I do turn 19 next weekend. :)

Cheers,
Matt

LMAO
now that people know she is easy, everyone wants a piece. haha

eroswebmaster 04-21-2002 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaformX


no, he said he hooked up with some guy named eros, so they can have each other for all i care

Oh man...gonna have to take some time off to recover from such a witty come back....oh I think I'm getting the vapors.

MetaformX 04-21-2002 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster


Oh man...gonna have to take some time off to recover from such a witty come back....oh I think I'm getting the vapors.

hey, your comeback wasent that hot either buddy :Graucho

FierceHost 04-21-2002 07:14 PM

this really really sucks

eroswebmaster 04-21-2002 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaformX


hey, your comeback wasent that hot either buddy :Graucho

No...but seriously I did get gas

nocostporn 04-21-2002 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FierceHost
this really really sucks

can you post a picture of her? If she's 15 and ugly then theres a problem...but if shes 15 and hot then its understandable...
Post a pic...we will feel your pain more-so...

Wildman 04-21-2002 07:27 PM

Geez Kids, settle down.

Fierce, I feel for ya. It wouldnt be so bad if she was a bit older, but 15, with a 19y.o. would get me mad also.

I hope you kick his ass next time you see him! :ak47:

vidsweb 04-21-2002 07:49 PM

Dude, thats a bad story. I don't have any kids, but if I did, and that happened to me, I would be fuckin pissed!

Hot Tropical Babes 04-21-2002 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaformX
Mr. FierceHost,
i'de like to issue you a public appology sir, for banging your daughter. I don't know what I was thinking. actually, i do know what i was thinking....i was thinking about banging your daughter, but sir, i am sincerely sorry about that! my penis got the better of me today, and while you were praying to god today at church, your daughter was calling me daddy and yelling for me to tap that ass.

The good news is sir, that she does swallowed all of my sperm in one big gulp, so we did not make a mess, like last time. I hope you accept this apology. I will never let it happen again sir. thank you.

Dream On, she is not desperate. She is 15 you idiot:321GFY

Hot Tropical Babes 04-21-2002 07:54 PM

If I were her Mamma, I would be whippin someone's ass.,, Maybe everyone in the house.:thumbsup

bunky 04-21-2002 08:05 PM

my dad caught me about 4 times during my fuckfest career and his excat words were "thats my boy" and "when is it my turn?"


gotta love southern dads



bunky

chodadog 04-21-2002 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by funkmaster
"Walked in the front door, to find my daughter and her boyfriend going buckwild in the living room"

... this is why I am so freaky happy to have a boy ... when I come back from church he is doing a different chick every sunday ... makes me proud.

Lmao.

chodadog 04-21-2002 08:21 PM

Man, been reading some of these replies.. Anyone here that's disrespected his daughter is a total asshole in my mind. Go Fuck Yourselves.

Hot Tropical Babes 04-21-2002 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chodadog
Man, been reading some of these replies.. Anyone here that's disrespected his daughter is a total asshole in my mind. Go Fuck Yourselves.
my thoughts exactly. 3 guys "Disrespected my little sister when she was 14 and ended up in the emergency room.

If it was my daughter, He better give his heart to God, because his ass is MINE:feels-hot We be having one of those "Come to Jesus Meetings" LOL

kmanrox 04-21-2002 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FierceHost
I wake up desmorning, to my daughter unwilling to goto church. Wondering why, I continue to church, when I return. I notice a car, sitting in the driveway. Walked in the front door, to find my daughter and her boyfriend going buckwild in the living room ;(

I'm still pissed

damn dude..... you should have kicked him in the back of the neck, stole his clothes, thrown him out of the house and let him drive home naked....

kmanrox 04-21-2002 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bunky
my dad caught me about 4 times during my fuckfest career and his excat words were "thats my boy" and "when is it my turn?"


gotta love southern dads



bunky

gettin caught jerking off doesnt count bunky =)

Corona 04-21-2002 08:38 PM

The other day a guy got arrested for have a website that showed non-nude teens.

Most of the people here wanted the guy lynched or to rot in jail for life.

Now we have a case where a 19 year old has sex with a 15 year old and all people want is to see the pictures.

Va2k 04-21-2002 08:41 PM

:shakes his head: :feels-hot that is just fucked up! the man comes on a public message board throws his life to everyone and in return he gets assholes that talk about how they would fuck his little girl blah blah blah DONT you know that is rape? Damn he 19 she 15 I would take his ass by the balls str8 to jail. I thought I was bad spilling my life story hehe But damn its just not right what some of these replys at least I know what some of these bastards are worth and would never do any type of business with them. <shrugs> :321GFY

bunky 04-21-2002 08:45 PM

dude u cant stop it really.. just give her the " i really dont like it but if your going to do it be safe about it please... i dont want you to end up like your cousin Susan that has HIV and Herpes......" then go into details about the shit she has make that shit up if u have to.

it will scare her enough to think twice before she does it again

did me.


bunky

Hot Tropical Babes 04-21-2002 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by va2k
:shakes his head: :feels-hot that is just fucked up! the man comes on a public message board throws his life to everyone and in return he gets assholes that talk about how they would fuck his little girl blah blah blah DONT you know that is rape? Damn he 19 she 15 I would take his ass by the balls str8 to jail. I thought I was bad spilling my life story hehe But damn its just not right what some of these replys at least I know what some of these bastards are worth and would never do any type of business with them. <shrugs> :321GFY
this suprises you? most of these people could have fun at a "hanging"

SleazyDream 04-21-2002 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaformX
Mr. FierceHost,
i'de like to issue you a public appology sir, for banging your daughter. I don't know what I was thinking. actually, i do know what i was thinking....i was thinking about banging your daughter, but sir, i am sincerely sorry about that! my penis got the better of me today, and while you were praying to god today at church, your daughter was calling me daddy and yelling for me to tap that ass.

The good news is sir, that she does swallowed all of my sperm in one big gulp, so we did not make a mess, like last time. I hope you accept this apology. I will never let it happen again sir. thank you.

Thank God it was you, since she was only 15 now you're going to Jail for a very long time and we won't have to listen to you anymore.


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