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ready lube 03-07-2006 09:44 PM

Ever have that urge to have sex with sheep?
 
Deputy fire chief faces indecency charge

The Arizona Republic
Mar. 7, 2006 10:17 AM

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Leroy Donald Johnson was caught this weekend in a barn with his pants down, literally, according to a sheriff's office report.

"You caught me ... I tried to (expletive) your sheep," Johnson told his neighbor, according to the report.

But the Mesa Fire Department deputy fire chief changed his story when a sheriff's deputy arrived on his doorstep minutes later, denying anything happened.
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Johnson, 52, was jailed on suspicion of disorderly conduct and criminal trespassing after the neighbor told investigators he found Johnson, unzipped and holding a sheep down on its side.

That's the sanitized version. The Maricopa County Sheriff's Office report released Monday night is a little more graphic.

Johnson's neighbor told sheriff's deputies he was called home Saturday afternoon when his 13-year-old daughter saw Johnson drag one of there sheep into a barn.

The teenager said Johnson had first knocked on the front and back door of the home in the 1200 block of East Catclaw Street, in a county island in Gilbert, before grabbing the small gray lamb, records showed.

One of the deputies noted that Johnson had bloodshot eyes and smelled of alcohol, and neighbors who confronted him said he admitted everything.

According to the deputy's report, "(The owner) took me into the back yard and showed me where he and (neighbor) pulled up. He took me through the corral gate and I saw the victim for the first time. She was a small gray lamb about three feet tall and four feet long."

The men then told the deputy they walked over to the small barn, opened the door and "saw Leroy holding the lamb down on its side in the hay with his pants down trying to have doing it with it. That's when he made the statement about (expletive) the lamb."

The men said Johnson stood up and zipped up his pants.

"The sheep ran out of the barn at that point," the report says.

Johnson apologized, according to the report, and said he'd had "too much to drink."

The Mesa Fire Department placed Johnson, on paid leave Monday pending an internal investigation. Johnson, deputy chief of technical services, has been with the Mesa Fire Department for nearly 26 years.

Assistant Fire Chief Mary Cameli said Johnson has been an "exemplary" employee with a spotless personnel record.

"We were all very surprised by this," Cameli added.

Johnson did not return a call for comment Monday.

When confronted by a deputy at his home, Johnson initially denied the incident, saying he had been at his neighbor's house to talk about annexation.

Johnson said he went into the barn after hearing noises. The deputy said to him, "I believe something more than that happened," and offered help.

Johnson responded, "I probably do need some help, but I don't know if this is the time or place for it," according to the report.

When asked how the animal got into the barn, Johnson said, "I'm not going there ," then asked if he was going to be arrested and demanded to know his legal options.

He continued to deny that anything happened in the barn and was arrested.

"I think it's disgusting," Sheriff Joe Arpaio said. "I think of Ghandi who said you judge the morality of a country by the way they treat there animals. . . . I do look at (bestiality) as some type of animal cruelty."

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Vitasoy 03-07-2006 09:53 PM

Damn.. what a sick fuck.

Syl 03-07-2006 09:54 PM

That is just sad. When I was in high school my parents had quite a few sheep and a few guys constantly asked me to let them come over so they could "do" one of the sheep. :disgust

Spunky 03-07-2006 09:55 PM

The thought of it revolts me..disgusting

ready lube 03-07-2006 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Syl
That is just sad. When I was in high school my parents had quite a few sheep and a few guys constantly asked me to let them come over so they could "do" one of the sheep. :disgust

Are serious!?

OMG I dont understand why someone would want to go near a sheeps ___ with thier cock. It just goes to show that there's all kinds out here. I hoped you smacked your friends after that question to :1orglaugh


I just cant help but think what this guys wife and/or kids are going to say...if he has any.

je_rome 03-08-2006 03:36 AM

sheep is one of the meekest creatures... how could anybody dare fuck a sheep? pathetic news.

reed_4 03-08-2006 05:35 AM

let me guess, his wife doesn't wanna have sex with him that's why he fell inlove with the sheep.

Jer 03-08-2006 05:39 AM

Why fuck sheep if there are sexy and willing goats out there?

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Antonio 03-08-2006 06:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jer
Why fuck sheep if there are sexy and willing goats out there?

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coz they run faster?

tranza 03-08-2006 06:50 AM

fucking sick

CherryLipsRosa 03-08-2006 08:44 AM

Aaron i couldn't resit this when i saw it in your ambush interview!! kisses


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Nicky 03-08-2006 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by IwantU_Rosalia_Lara
Aaron i couldn't resit this when i saw it in your ambush interview!! kisses


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Oh no, Aaron is the Deputy fire chief? :helpme

:1orglaugh

Syl 03-08-2006 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ready lube
Are serious!?

OMG I dont understand why someone would want to go near a sheeps ___ with thier cock. It just goes to show that there's all kinds out here. I hoped you smacked your friends after that question to :1orglaugh


I just cant help but think what this guys wife and/or kids are going to say...if he has any.

LOL. They said cause the sheeps have the most similar privates to a human female. Not sure if this is true or not but it is still very weird.

BigB 03-08-2006 11:15 AM

Ah great.... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


My home town...


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G-Rotica 03-08-2006 11:20 AM

Are ewe serious?

bastardsquad 03-08-2006 11:24 AM

Excuse me Mr. Johnson...there are some sheep here to see you...they dont look to happy either...

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GlydeGirl 03-08-2006 11:31 AM

One of the things that really sickens me about men fucking sheep is what kind of barnyard diesases they can bring home to their wives. I wonder if Canesten or Monistat would cure the kind of H5N1 yeast infections that sheep can get. Yucky!

Violetta 03-08-2006 12:14 PM

The would is a strange place!

tristan_D 03-08-2006 07:08 PM

after serving some time in prison, he should be kept a few meters away from any sheep or barn. :1orglaugh

ready lube 03-08-2006 11:38 PM

It just hit me a minute ago, but he kinda looks like a sheep huh

http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepu...tosized158.jpghttp://www.nistockfarms.com/jpeg/handspinning-sheep.jpg

and you know how the article talked about how he went and knocked on the front door then went and knocked on the back door then headed for the barn after nobody open the door...kinda makes me think that he's done this before :1orglaugh

nick1980 03-09-2006 01:20 AM

He's so damn desperate..

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