Uranus renamed to stop the bad jokes...
 

(AP) Sick to death of bad puns based on the name of the planet Uranus, world scientests have unilaterally agreed that the planet needs a new name. "The toilet humor has gone too far", states Dr. Stroganov of the International Consortium of Astronomical Scientific Studies (I.C.A.S.S.) "We will no longer be ridiculed by a scientifically ignorant public. The name was supposed to be pronounced YU-ruh-nus but people insisted on calling it "Your anus".
I.C.A.S.S. has come up with a list of alternate names, one of which will be chosen next week by ballot. The alternatives are as follows:
Urectum
Ursphincter
Urasshole
GoatseWorld

In the interim, I.C.A.S.S. has asked the public to refrain from making inconsiderate and tasteless puns about Uranus.

I vote "Little Purple DOT, biopsy-A-OK" -- :1orglaugh






2hp

That's a Futurama joke.

YARGH! I vote for Brown Eye

yissssss

it's okay to name it Uranus.........no one lives there anyway :1orglaugh

Too bad it didn't have rings...

"Little Brown Rings"

Andy Dick anyone?

Goatse World..eww:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Is Uranus still one of BoyAlley's favorite places to visit?

Anyone else notice that the " (I.C.A.S.S.) " really spells out something else kinda down the lines of UR ANUS ?
spells " I SEE ASS "
:winkwink: hehe

Goatse world gets the shittiest sound.. :1orglaugh :thumbsup

This thread reminded me of the renaming of Beaver College, a girl's school in Pennsylvania: http://www.anu.edu.au/mail-archives/...0011/0561.html

Lol.. that was pretty good!

what does the starship enterprise and toilet paper have in common??

they both fly around uranus and pick up klingons

Did you hear nasa wants to send a probe to uranus??

When they land on uranus, they plan to inspect uranus and are hoping to collect samples of uranus.

The spokesman for I C ASS is Dr. Stroganoff

uranus will never live down its past name, we just need to nuke it and put it out of its misery

double post night at gfy eh?

what would we do without uranus???

did you know uranus has a ring around it???

uranus only gets 1/400th of the sun earth gets....which makes uranus a dark place.

ok mabye its not so bad i just had a bad experience there before
http://www.owned.com/Owned_Pictures/...yfartowned.jpg

speaking of uranus....

To someone out there, your ass has been found to be just as funny. Apparently, someone else thought your ass would make a good domain name.

I wonder if they are making alot of money off your ass? Perhaps you might check out your ass and find your ass is funny too?

I cant tell you how i found your ass. Lets just say I stumbled acrossed your ass a few minutes ago and I thought your ass would be funny if I posted it, in this thread about uranus.

Uranus is probably more funnier then your ass, but i havent checked out your ass yet, so i wouldnt know. I just scanned over your ass real quick, and it looked like they were playing with your ass, like i have been. Im going to go check out your ass right now, and see for myself if its as funny as uranus.

nope..

your ass isnt that cool.

But I think your ass has some potential.

Futurama is the bomb!

futurama is tha shit!!

this is the funniest thread for the day!