HolyFuck! sometimes you just have to wonder about people.
 

I get on average 50 or icqs a day and try hard to answer them all, but sometimes I just want to kill some people. Like the guy below, I guess he thinks I sit just waiting for his icqs, I really think the next time he hits me up I will have to block him for the safty to those around me...:mad:

I did however change his name to protect the stupid!

[09:45] Asshat: heyWizzo
[09:45] Asshat: I need to talk to you
[09:45] Asshat: Hello? I saw you just come online.
[09:45] Asshat: Are you there?
[09:45] Asshat: Hello?
[09:45] Asshat: Please don't ignore me, this is important
[09:45] Asshat: Did I piss you off somehow?
[09:46] Asshat: this sux I know you are there
[09:46] Asshat: whats the deal
[09:46] Asshat: its important
[09:46] Asshat: hello? hello?
[09:46] Asshat: you need to answer i have a important question!
[09:47] Wizzo: Hey whats up, sorry for the delay I had like 20 different
ICQs when I turned it on.
[09:47] Asshat: got it *THUMBS UP*
[09:48] Asshat: but I have a important question for you.
[09:48] Wizzo: Sure what's up?
[09:48] Asshat: actually 2 things!
[09:48] Wizzo: sure, tell me what's up?
[09:49] Asshat: i had a sale
[09:49] Wizzo: cool...cool... and your question is?
[09:49] Asshat: i made the sale yesterday
[09:49] Wizzo: that's great, but what are you asking?
[09:50] Asshat: can you send my payment now
[09:50] Asshat: it was a sale on your site
[09:51] Wizzo: Payouts are send weekly, 2weeks in the rear. The schedule
is posted in the MM affiliate area, also so you are aware we
have a $100 minimum payout.
[09:53] Asshat: well just send it now please
[09:53] Wizzo: I can't do that, we have alot of affiliates and would be
impossible to keep track if we just sent payments.
[09:54] Asshat: but just send mine please, not everyone
[09:54] Asshat: i have epassporte
[09:55] Wizzo: I would like to help you out, but like I said we have a set
payout schedule and must stick to it.
[09:58] Asshat: ok i wait, but i have another question
[09:58] Wizzo: Sure, whats up
[09:59] Asshat: its about my sale
[10:03] Asshat: you still there?
[10:03] Wizzo: yea just waiting for your question?
[10:04] *** Asshat has logged off

hey you never answered my second question...dick ;)

I feel your pain Wizzo. I do.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh I'm sorry, thats just so damn funny! Can you send me my $ now?

And people wonder why I work out.

I start kickboxing next...I feel ya, Wizzo!

Knew it had to be a Canadian... hahaha:1orglaugh

LMAO... that's killin me...:1orglaugh

send him a hand grenade as incentive for his sale and make sure that the little pin is already detached...

lol what the fuck?

Yikes.. thats a rough one to get as soon as you turn ICQ on.

Man somebody has to be pulling your leg. :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh some people man fucking hilarious

You would think, but dude really did have a sale yesterday... Took him 3weeks to get it, but guess 10hits a day takes some time...:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

mahwhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Thats gold :thumbsup :upsidedow

Classic! :1orglaugh

who was it, just tell us!

So was his 1 sale a PPS on a trial? :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh
the world IS full of stupid people.

Wizzo....just rub your ears and say "whooooosssaaaaah" for at least 5 minutes :)

Not being funny but the guy is obviously new. He could be a whale in the future :thumbsup

lol it wasn't me!

:1orglaugh

lol that poor broke idiot bastard.

ROFL That just made my morning.

thanks.

wow...some people just are not good at "life" in general...add another person to the list of people who just dont get it...:1orglaugh

was his website gr8movies ?

Hey Wizzo. I have NOT signed up to promote you, but I wanted to know of you could just pay me now. Dont worry about everyone else. Just send me. oh.. Lest say 125$. How does that sound. I will sign up next week.

That's why we call it "Customer Service" instead of the slightly less politically correct term of "Talking to Idiots" LOL

hey wizzo i havnt sent any sales yet, can you pay me in advance?

He did send you a sale tough... :disgust !! or make MayorsMoney an "Playa´s Only" program... geez!!

On the funny side, just wait for the chargeback... :1orglaugh !!

rofl!

kyle!!!

haha, that cracks me up.

wow where to begin :1orglaugh

My thoughts exactly!!! :thumbsup Take him under your wing, man! His persistance and annoying pushy qualities will probably make him into a big hitter that much faster.

LOL! That's funny! :1orglaugh I've had similar things happen to me more than once...

Priceless! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
This is just unbelievable!

I feel your pain.

He forgot to mention his sale was a trial, he is owed $1.98 :D

Seriously though, I hate when people on ICQ say "hey r u there? I have something to ask you"..... why not just ask the fucking question? Why does the person actually have to be online for them to ask it?


People... just ask your questions, then when the person gets online they will see your question and answer it right away, instead of all this "you there?" crap.


And lastly, you send the money me now, yes?

He probably wants you to pay him quick before it's charged back for fraud.

thats hilarious!

Lol.. but it comes with it's territory :)

Oh come on, its not that unreasonable for me to ask you to send an epassporte after each of my sales... lol
WG

lol can't wait to deal with fuckers like this when I open my program lol

block him, not worth the headache

I like the ones that send me a message at 3am EST and bitch about service when I don't answer until I get up.

I love it when people write you and in the same min think you are ignoring them .. like you just sit there all day waiting for one icq lol ... ahhh good stuff

lmao, that is a great convo

Wizzo.. you there? Hello? Wizzo?

That's a funny convo :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

sounds like an ignorant newbie who doesn't know how payouts work in the biz.