Alka Seltzer can be used for.........
 

WTF who would thinking about using Alka Seltzer for such things...
Makes you wonder about ingesting Alka Seltzer, doesn't it?

When you get a splinter, reach for the scotch tape before resorting to tweezers or a needle.
Simply put the scotch tape over the splinter, then pull it off. Scotch tape removes most splinters painlessly and easily.
Now look what you can do with Alka Seltzer.

Clean a toilet. Drop in two Alka Seltzer tablets, wait twenty minutes, brush and flush.
The citric acid and effervescent action clean vitreous China. (But, but, the stains are above the water line.)

Clean a vase.
To remove a stain from the bottom of a glass vase or cruet, fill with water and drop in two Alka Seltzer tablets.

Polish jewelry.
Drop two Alka Seltzer tablets into a glass of water and immerse the jewelry for two minutes.

Clean a thermos bottle.
Fill the bottle with water, drop in four Alka Seltzer tablets, and let soak for an hour (or longer, if necessary).

Unclog a drain.
Clear the sink drain by dropping three Alka Seltzer Tablets down the drain followed by a cup of Heinz White Vinegar. Wait a few minutes, then run the hot water.

cover with peanut butter and feed to seagulls and get the fuck out of the way before they go BOOM!

Got the wife all hot and bothered once, then stuck a cherry alka seltzer in her pussy to see what would happen. Red foaming pussy is funny.

Nothing liek faking a siezure :winkwink:

I might have to try that when i am down in FL this year

I've used it to clean glass pipes. Rubbing Alcohol and salt does the trick too.

heheheheh thats funny

Alka Seltzer porn????

speaking of which my pipes need to be cleaned....thanks for the pointer

Actually if you are at a fishing dock or pier you can just throw them up in the air and the stupid fuckers will grab them and go boom!
Little bait theives get whats comin to em! :1orglaugh