Holy Fucking Shit!!!!!!!!
 

Ii just got the best fucking news besides having a kid in 6 months!!!!!!!!!1

!@#$%^Y&U

twinkies are half price at wal-mart ?

Just saved a ton on your car insurance?

fuck you and your twinkies....

fuck this biz

fuck everyone

well out with it.. damnit the suspense is killing me.. !!

now thats a great niche.. you may be on to something :winkwink: :thumbsup

fess up!

i just got the best job ever offer that i have ever fucking had.

HOLY SHIT

btw i have only heard the radio show once because i never seem to be on the same time as the show but how is it streamed ?

the guy who sells twinkies for half price at wal-mart ?

congrats buddy. good people will always have a job in this business.

congrast btw , are you going to take it ? is it flexible ? will you continue on with the show ?

of course i took it... LOL

Many things will be changing, thats for sure.... more to come..

a fluffers assistant ?

:thumbsup :thumbsup :pimp as long as its not guba who hired you :1orglaugh

nope not guba... LOLO

still in adult?

fluffers assistant, lmao.

fluffer: "my hands are too cold! Quick warm up my hands!"
fluffers assistant: "yes sir! *rub rub*"

lol

fuck g00ber!

it'd be funny if it wasn't. Since that whole banning shit happened just a bit ago.

lets put it this way... this is the BEST #1 organization to work for in the WORLD.

A FUCKING MEN!!!!!!

She said, "So you'll take it?"

I said...

HELL YES!!!!!

#1 as in terms of what

retirement benefits : Fidelity Investments (IMHO)
work environment: Google, Inc.

#1 in terms of

Salary
Pay raises.
Sick time
Vacation time
Health benefits
Life insurance
Reitrment benefits
FUCKING AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

The US government fits all of those but salary

GFY mod?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I thought you worked for pornkings?

jimthefiend, this prank call will go down in GFY history. Good job dude.

So lets have it already - the more time passes the less interest i have.

playboy radio dj ?

negative. not dj related.

web yes.

Well congrats whatever it is.

taste tester for frito lay?

congrats on the new job!

hahaha fuck off trey....

Thanks man, it was well thought out and implemented.

Whatever it is you seem to be really excited. Congrats and good luck!

Excellent ! Now you can buy those "Gold Teefs"

$1005 per month?

you successfully ate every Value Meal at Mcdonalds in one sitting?

Lunch menu announcer for microsoft?

Are you sure you're not a small asian woman, cause we just hired one today. LOL j/k

She's like a sponge, I can't wait to start training her :)

He sold his colon to science.

You guys crack me up, seriously. This thread needs to be closed otherwise i won't be able to finish the tasks at hand, ROFLMAO is preventing me from it...