If Im not back in 20 mins - you know what to do.
 

Its 4:30am and Im about to enter the nastiest area in London in search of cigs and booze.

:helpme

Im going to be raped and pillaged - If I try really hard.

Well Im back, not that anyone noticed I was gone :(

I chased this guy down the road, but he wouldnt rape or pilage me. In fact he was last seen heading towards Scotland.

well lah dee fuckin dah - haha - welcome back!

They sell booze at 4:30 am there?

lol - yeah - sometimes I wish they didnt :(

My sleep pattern is totally messed up at the moment though.

1pm - 10pm is pretty standard