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Bansheelinks 04-13-2006 11:12 AM

Cruise Brags About 'Spectacular Sex Life" With Katie Holmes......Memo To Tom
 
Memo to Tom............SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!

http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlf...ife_13_04_2006

Tom Cretin goes on to state:

"If you're not in good communication with your partner, it sucks. "(Meaningless sex outside of a relationship) is really horrible and pathetic and lonely."

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Wow. Now Tom is a pseudo psychologist too. Thats deep, man.

DaddyHalbucks 04-13-2006 11:20 AM

I am glad his sex life is happy.

;)

cranki 04-13-2006 11:22 AM

Tom said this already in his last address to scientology
http://media.lawrence.com/img/photos...ogy_3_t180.jpg

GlydeGirl 04-13-2006 11:28 AM

Tom Cruise is SO past his celebrity I-give-a-damn expiration date!

crake 04-13-2006 11:41 AM

The real problem with Tom Cruise is that, no matter how insane he is, no matter how much of a zealot he becomes, we still love him because he's a) beautiful, and b) a genuinely talented actor.
So I guess we're stuck with him. But I agree that we don't need to hear about beliefs on such a regular basis. I'm proud that he is entirely unwilling to be seen as some sort of cultist, and in some way he does deserve a modicum of respect for that.

ronaldo 04-13-2006 11:42 AM

I can't stand the guy, but he is correct in that sex is much better when you have good communication with your partner.

Anyone that's tried to SLIP it in the other end will attest to that. It's better to ask and be turned down, than to NOT ask and have her scream and leave the room while you're standing there with wood.

jjjay 04-13-2006 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaskTVMaura
Tom Cruise is SO past his celebrity I-give-a-damn expiration date!

yup, but as long as he's bringing in bank for all those movie studios, he'll keep getting airtime to spout his drivel

pornguy 04-13-2006 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ronaldo
Anyone that's tried to SLIP it in the other end will attest to that. It's better to ask and be turned down, than to NOT ask and have her scream and leave the room while you're standing there with wood.



The simple solution to your issue here is, to tie her to the bed.

eZe 04-13-2006 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bansheelinks

"(Meaningless sex outside of a relationship) is really horrible and pathetic and lonely."

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Personally I think it has it's place. :thumbsup

Manowar 04-13-2006 11:46 AM

good for him

SilentKnight 04-13-2006 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crake
The real problem with Tom Cruise is that, no matter how insane he is, no matter how much of a zealot he becomes, we still love him because he's a) beautiful, and b) a genuinely talented actor.
So I guess we're stuck with him. But I agree that we don't need to hear about beliefs on such a regular basis. I'm proud that he is entirely unwilling to be seen as some sort of cultist, and in some way he does deserve a modicum of respect for that.

Genuinely talented actor?!

He plays himself in every movie he's ever made. I've never seen him act in a different character.

No denying he's made a few good and interesting movies over the years, but he's no "talented actor" IMO.

jjjay 04-13-2006 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight
Genuinely talented actor?!

He plays himself in every movie he's ever made. I've never seen him act in a different character.

No denying he's made a few good and interesting movies over the years, but he's no "talented actor" IMO.

yeah, but - I bet you went to see war of the worlds? :winkwink:

he has his haters, but they still go see his films...

Gnat69 04-13-2006 11:58 AM

I have boycotted Tom Cruise :321GFY fucker

Anthony 04-13-2006 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight
Genuinely talented actor?!

He plays himself in every movie he's ever made. I've never seen him act in a different character.

No denying he's made a few good and interesting movies over the years, but he's no "talented actor" IMO.

I thought he played a very convincing narcisstic faggot vampire as Lestat.

Manowar 04-13-2006 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cranki
Tom said this already in his last address to scientology
http://media.lawrence.com/img/photos...ogy_3_t180.jpg

:1orglaugh

G-Rotica 04-13-2006 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crake
b) a genuinely talented actor.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Please tell me you don't truly believe that.

Sosa 04-13-2006 12:06 PM

Tom for president

sherie 04-13-2006 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crake
The real problem with Tom Cruise is that, no matter how insane he is, no matter how much of a zealot he becomes, we still love him because he's a) beautiful, and b) a genuinely talented actor.
So I guess we're stuck with him. But I agree that we don't need to hear about beliefs on such a regular basis. I'm proud that he is entirely unwilling to be seen as some sort of cultist, and in some way he does deserve a modicum of respect for that.

Speak for yourself...thanks!!

madawgz 04-13-2006 12:09 PM

doesn't he have gay sex with his scientology friends?

Thomas1007 04-13-2006 12:10 PM

I dont like him, never have. He cant act worth a shit.
BUT if he's banging Katie Holmes he's a lucky man even if he is an idiot.
:2 cents: :1orglaugh

Donny 04-13-2006 12:13 PM

I am one who thinks Tom Cruise is talented. Lots of people have weird beliefs. Not all of us have been enlightened enough to know that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the REAL creator of all truth.

SilentKnight 04-13-2006 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jjjay
yeah, but - I bet you went to see war of the worlds? :winkwink:

he has his haters, but they still go see his films...

I rented it on dvd, yep.

Surprisingly - he played "Tom Cruise" in the movie. :winkwink:

JUSTB 04-13-2006 12:18 PM

he's getting scarier and crazier all the time

jjjay 04-13-2006 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz
doesn't he have gay sex with his scientology friends?

I would if I was him.

Bansheelinks 04-13-2006 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JUSTB
he's getting scarier and crazier all the time

this is true.


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