What do you do when someone calls you an Idiot?
 

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what do you do when someone calls you an idiot?

Idiot.

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Thank them...

i laugh at them.
cause i know that they are just jealous of what i have achieved.
otherwise they wouldnt call me an idiot.

I say Thanks Sleazy.. becuase coming from you it's a term of endearment :)

maybe they think all you've achived is shit and that you're really an idiot?

ever think of that?

I yell idiot louder. It works... try it.

nothing...why should I?

sign of a true idiot.

and idiot can't hear you screaming in their ear but will STRAIN to hear a whisper


only a true real idiot screams

highly doubt that.
i think i can clearly evaluate if what i've achieved is enough reason for people to be jealous or not.

I was being sarcastic, oh well.

i cut off his penis, chew on it and spit it in the gutter - wanna try? :Graucho

Called you an Idiot.
 

Ask them "How do you keep an Idiot in suspence?

I look at them all squinty-like until they clarify their statement.

it all depends on who it is some people's opionions i respect and some i dont :)

Nobody has ever called me an idiot, but then again, I don't usually spend my time with people who like to name-call. If it happened though, I'd probably come up with some witty retort that made them look bad for calling me names in the first place.

I'd take pity on them - for not having the mental capacity to come up with a more intellectual insult.

Now...please excuse me while I search my posts to see who I've called idiots recently. :1orglaugh

Usually nothing, but depends on situation. Staring at them and not commenting usually makes the person uncomfortable. But I have punched folks in the face b4 too.

i think you're an idiot. you've achived shit

ohhh i love virgins!


idiot!


how's that feel?


I feel naughty now!

idiot :2 cents:

what if they feel you didn't deserve more of a comment than 'idiot'?

bend them over and fuck them silly.

Get this big urge to go to Burger King!

I consider the source.

youre a true real idiot - if you were walking down the street and a flower pot fell from a ledge and hit you on the head you would scream.












































:1orglaugh

Sorry Sleazy, but I just didn't feel the contempt behind your insult. If I'm going to come up with a witty retort, I need some context to your disdain so I can twist it around back on ya.

depends on the height it fell from - i may die on the spot without screaming

Thank them for noticing. I put a lot of effort into being a idiot

I kill them... and then I kill their family...and pets.

then I wear their skin as a mask and tuck my balls up under my legs so I look like a woman.

next question

yep, never stoop down to their level :upsidedow :upsidedow :upsidedow

What do you do when someone calls you a fat fuck?

count my money and say - thank you nocarrier for the publicity!

nothing, its just words...

lol sleazy back to his old games.

You should count your calories instead, fat fuck.

So I'm not the only one doing that. :upsidedow

Most people don't know how to handle a response like that and become amazingly confused. Just walking away after that may leave some dazzled for days... :1orglaugh

:thumbsup

thanks for the insight!


I show my belly off! sign of wealth!

i'm betting you're poor and skinny

Actually, in modern Wester Society, I'm pretty sure an overweight person is statistically more likely to be poor rather than wealthy. At least I read that somewhere.

this industry is plagued with idiots.. maybe i am one in the eyes of others.. god knows i have made some decisions in my life that made me call myself an idiot.. at the end of the day, i do the best i can and take peoples opinions at face value.

Raise one eyebrow and pucker up?

All that fat is affecting your remaining brain cells.

Not only you're a bragging fat fuck, you're also clueless and uneducated.

Also, please don't start betting, looks like you're a lousy gambler. :pimp

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/nation...oorthin09.html

Once upon a time, poor people were thin and rich people were fat. Not any more.

The point was made during testimony on the genetics of body weight last fall, when members of Congress were treated to slides of President William Howard Taft, Socrates and King Henry VIII -- all fat, prosperous men.

Only the rich had access to enough food to gain large amounts of weight during most of human history, said Dr. David Cummings, an obesity researcher at the Veterans Affairs Puget Sound Healthcare System and the University of Washington, who incorporated the slides into his talk.

"There were obese people all the way down the ages in the upper classes," Cummings said.

And fat was often revered as a sure sign of good health and prosperity.

The Venus of Willendorf, an ancient carving unearthed in 1908, depicts a robust woman's body with large hips, full breasts and a fleshy belly.

"She's just outright fat," Cummings said.

Emaciated men waiting in bread lines during the Great Depression no longer represent the face of poverty in the United States.

For the most part, "We don't have starvation and we don't have extreme malnutrition," said Barry Popkin, professor of nutrition at the University of North Carolina-Chapel Hill.

In recent decades, labor-saving devices, including washing machines and tractors, have virtually eliminated the calorie-burning manual labor jobs that were once the province of the poor, said Popkin.

In addition, government subsidies of corn and beef have put fatty, rich foods within reach of poor families, Popkin said.

"We have a lot of people with economic uncertainty and you buy the cheapest most filling foods when you're in those circumstances," he said.

Developing nations are now seeing the same trend, with increasing numbers of obese and overweight counted among poor women, according to a recent study published in the International Journal of Obesity.

But in nations with the lowest gross national products, it's still uncommon for the poor to carry extra pounds, the study found.

....Idiot! ah its nothing! it's not a big word :smokin

if they are too lazy to even do something about their disgustingly gross obese body then i usually just brush it off.

http://www.epmarketsales.com/icq.jpg

at least it works for 'net stuff

holly crap - this really means a lot to you.


you must be really really poor.

trouble making the rent on the trailer this month?

You're really lame and unoriginal with your comebacks. How many do you have? 2-3?

You should start with mom jokes. I hear they are really funny.

No, I do not have any problems paying my house.

And I've got a bigger TV than you do. My dad is also stronger than yours. :1orglaugh

true - but smell isn't everything :thumbsup