where can i buy a midget?
 

i want my own midget...just like pedro martinez (baseball pitcher)







please, no Juicy jokes. he is sensitive about his height disorder:2 cents:

I to would like to know this, i have a project that i have had to put on hold here in aus, becuase i am unable to find a midget.

you got Juicey, isn't that close enough?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

man or woman? i am looking for an asian midget woman myself

I need a male midget, it is not for a porn site either.

please do not make any juicy jokes i asked, he is very sensitive being under 5 feet tall:(

i could offer you my two posting midget whores? :winkwink:












just joking, i do all my posts myself :)

Evolve please :)

lolol? serious? there has to be some sort of midget rental service out there

There's a large contingency of little people on MySpace.

dude, you post way too slow, you need to pick it up to 200+ posts a day

no way:1orglaugh seriously????

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they're really cheap man: http://motors.listings.ebay.com/MG_M...tingI temList

.....mmm that's a good Q tho!! :smokin

Umm... small market? just kidding :)
good luck on the venture :thumbsup

i would love to have a midget. i would dress him up in a tuxedo and he would answer my door... additionally i need an asian to throw firecrackers at my guests..

:1orglaugh great thread

just take one off the street, you dont have to pay for them.

i'm curious as well, we bought a midgets forehead on ebay last year (advertising lol), but haven't been able to buy an actual dwarf yet

I bought my midget at the "Mini Mart."

aww, well im slowing going up every day! :thumbsup

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oh wow.. we have so many of them in the circus.. but ahh .. are you serious about this?

There were some rent a midget operations in new york... and there are midgets for blind people operations too.

The only places where you can still buy people are third world countries.

im not sure how legal this would be...