Everytime i do this someone should kick me in the nuts!....
 

i have to stop playing poker........

this is what just happened to me :disgust :::



Texas Hold'em $2-$2 NL (Real Money), #413,628,515
Table Mount Vernon, 27 Apr 2006 4:16 AM ET
Seat 6: madawgz ($147.50 in chips)
Seat 7: pepesamoan ($271.60 in chips)
Seat 8: tompelito ($77.20 in chips)
Seat 9: Jizla ($66.90 in chips)
ANTES/BLINDS
madawgz posts blind ($1), pepesamoan posts blind ($2).

PRE-FLOP
tompelito calls $2, Jizla calls $2, madawgz bets $3, pepesamoan bets $10, tompelito folds, Jizla folds, madawgz calls $8.

FLOP [board cards QC,10C,JD ]
madawgz bets $135.50 and is all-in, pepesamoan calls $135.50.

TURN [board cards QC,10C,JD,4H ]


RIVER [board cards QC,10C,JD,4H,5D ]


SHOWDOWN
madawgz shows [ JS,JH ]
pepesamoan shows [ QD,QH ]
pepesamoan wins $297.
SUMMARY
Dealer: Jizla
Pot: $299, (including rake: $2)
madawgz, loses $147.50
pepesamoan, bets $147.50, collects $297, net $149.50
tompelito, loses $2
Jizla, loses $2



what are the fucking chances of this happening? 1 in 150,000? :mad:

FUCK :mad: :mad: :mad:

:Oh crap

I don't play poker so i don't know what any of that shit means... :1orglaugh

its really simple, i had a 95% chance of winning..... and i got beat :mad:

wtf were you doing going all in with fucking trip jacks that werent high pair... dumbass....and you did it on the goddamned FLOP

awwwwwwwwwwwww cmon man, WHAT THE FUCK ... what are the chances of him having QQ?????? none? 1 in 150,000? FUCK :mad: *crying emoticon*

by the way, these were your odds, off the FLOP

Holdem Hi: 990 enumerated boards containing Qc Tc Jd
cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV
Js Jh 43 4.34 899 90.81 48 4.85 0.068
Qd Qh 899 90.81 43 4.34 48 4.85 0.932

so it was even?

no you = 4.4%
him = 90%

When I read the thread title I thought you were going to say "Post on gfy":) Seriously though sure that sucked but for every shitty loss there is a really fun win:)

JJ is just one card away from QQ......

its not like i had 55 or some gay shit :mad:

my adrenaline was pumping, this was the first time i was winning in awhile!

then BOOM i fucking get R0ckeD

When I read the title, I thought you were talking about you making another post... :winkwink:

The downfall of inexperienced poker players. You must must be as a rock, young padawan.

http://media.collegepublisher.com/me...s/d60u9xz3.jpg

Bend over and let me kick you in the nuts. He raised pre-flop, not sure how he was playing the rest of the game but he had a strong hand. Would not of bet my entire stack. Throw a feeler bet out there.

Isn't that 1/2 NL? Why does it say 2/2 NL?

maybe it was worth the loss for the thrill you had, Better luck next time.

i know, the secret is full concentration....... :warning

i was playing on pokerroom.com , i think they are smoking crack with all the money they are making...

I was in a tourney the other day and was playing so tight. Tables were breakign really quick as the blinds were getting quite high. They kept moving me from table to table. I think in 5 mins I moved 3 times. I was flustered and played a stupid hand and got busted out. Need to concentrate for sure in this game.

how much was the entry fee? or was it a freeroll?

Yeah, but he didn't know the other dude had QQ right? I would've done the same with triple J..

finalllyyy , someone who understands what happened! :1orglaugh

AA all the way