Sorry Rochard, Sleazy, etc etc.
 

I was at my best friend's wedding on Monday and I did NOT, repeat, did NOT catch the bouquet. I guess I'm just not the marrying kind. :winkwink:

Thats ok, I'll bite the bullet and agree to engage in a strictly physical relationship with you even if there are no possibility of a commitment.

Dear Eli.....

1) Meet me in Mexico.
2) Drugs seem to be legal in Mexico now.
3) Fuck the bouquet and just marry me.
4) We'll make great babies.

That's awfully compassionate of you. :)

haha oh now you don't just want marriage, you want babies? Geez, the list just keeps getting longer, doesn't it?

I'm a people person. I'll do whatever needs to be done to keep people happy :thumbsup

Perhaps you failed to read point number 3.

I don't want to have sex with you. I don't want you to have my children. Although of course I'm hoping both will happen. Instead, I want you as my soul mate. I want all of you. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I want to wake up in the morning, roll over, and see you. I want to spend my afternoons swimming with you (naked), and my nights cooking with you (naked).

I want all of you.

Your wife might have something to say about that... unless you have a bed big enough for all of us?

DAMN Rochard you going all out with this one!!!!!! :thumbsup

That's true, he is putting a lot of effort into it. Maybe I should give him a shot. :)

I think you should.

There are two rules in life....
1) You MUST pay taxes.
2) Rochard always gets what he wants. And I'm very persistent.

If you like my cooking, I might whip something up for you. Tonight's menu is baked salmon fillets on baby spinach, garlic and chive nugget potatoes, and pear crisp for dessert.

Elli can cook good I bet

lol :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Elli is gonna be in LA at the Playboy mansion Party

so today is bump old thread day !!