ASC offered to get me LAID by 4 pornstars!!1111
 

its true i have not had much experience in bed...
and i am looking to fuck around :thumbsup

so after i made my thread about fucking a virgin yesterday, Jonah made a reply that shocked me!!

from my understanding:

if you guys promote Adult Series Cash and send a certain ammount of sales in 1 month then im going to get laid by some hottie pornstars...:upsidedow

Please HELP ME GET LAID :pimp



i can imagine them now...oooo fuck....... :winkwink:

http://lustseries.net/images/showbig01.jpg

id rather eat razors then to help you fuck those chicks

Nice pic.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

damn they are HOT

aww dont do that kandah, dont you want to see me get lucky? :winkwink:

i can see it now....

"Music!....ACTION!!...pump..pump..pump..OOOooOoooO oOoOooOo.....CUUUUUT!"

:1orglaugh

bump for pussy!

They are hot as hell !

hmmm
should i help you get laid
or
spear honey on my eyeballs and kick over a bee hive
lol
bzzzzzzzzzzzzz

They dont look like they have pussy?

i dont think that made any sense...??

Why should I care if YOU get laid?

cmon guys! help me get some action :)

because i will be your best friend

what about
http://www.prima-news.ru/upimg/m_26543.jpg

maybe we should set it up as LC v2.0

The last time this happened the lucky dude ended up getting fucked in the ass for all of us to see.

why aren't you banned yet?

Jonah just offered to get me laid if someoneone sends 100 sales.

You know you guys <3 me more than madawz and my girlfriend of 3+ years just left me.

feel the love.

Thats what I was thinking :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

OMG! lol :1orglaugh

alright, i can let you join in :winkwink:

2 girls for eachof us :)

i should be banned because im posting alot??

you just wanna bump uglies with Dissipate, homo

4 pornstars?

That's like stabbing someone 50 times or shooting them in the head 10 times...

The first one does alotta damage - the second one would surely finish you off - the rest is just plain ol' overkill!

Would anybody actually get behind this?

Like sending sales in order to get Madawgz laid.. and see the video on GFY?

If so, I'll hire the talent, fly to MTL, and shoot it.

:)

worst contest ever...

you don't have 4 cocks. you might as well share the rest to us. :thumbsup

May I join?

Ummmm no.

umm, they made that offer to Lawrence Connor too, and look what happened to him...

You look, I can't bear to watch that again.

LOL

link it up

he didn't elaborate, its male pornstars.

its lex steele and that guy ramone from bangbros. they're gonna make him look like goatse.

:1orglaugh, i dont think so ...... LOL

5200 posts since march. if you put in as much time making money as posting you will have enough money to buy your own hookers.... :2 cents:

I'm getting flashbacks of LC take2

paying hookers for sex isnt right...

Their not hookers, their pornstars. Just have to make sure we have a camera, there. :winkwink:

He wouldn't do it. How would he maintain 4 posts per minute otherwise?

so let me get this right...

this 18 year old loud mouth wants us to send sales to a company (why dont he just send them himself) so he can get laid?

2nd vote for the razors

nope... sorry homie

ASC also said that if I got 10 sales I would get laid by some hot 18 year old board whore.

Dont get your hopes up :)

Nice pic.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh i guess i would have to stop posting for a day :winkwink:

keep going maddawgz

holy SHIT that was fuckin funny :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

And he's still posting on this board... never ends