why it sucks to be a Penis
 

Why it sucks to be a penis:
You've got a hole in your head. Your master
strangles you all the time. Your head is
disproportionate to the rest of your body. You
shrink in cold water. You never get a haircut.
You always hang around with 2 nuts. Your
closest neighbor is an asshole. Your best
friend is a pussy. Your scalp gets cut off if
you're Jewish. Every time you get excited, you
throw up.
:Graucho

jesus man, that was marginal at best in 97. :disgust

eh not funny

what can i say you don't like it? then GFY

tough crowd... :glugglug

:throwup

So from your description, your a penis?

More like 1967. This joke is so old it's drawing a pension.