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BVF 05-19-2006 06:18 AM

My new oceanview condo in Puerto Rico (pics)
 
After weeks of "suffering" at a beachfront hotel on the west coast of PR, I decided to move to the east coast near San Juan...It's a gated community and on a clear day, I can see the Virgin Islands from my window...This part of PR is very close to the VI because I can get some of their radio stations clearly..

3 bedroom 2 bath fully furnished spot..

Living Room/Dining area

http://www.mrnogood.com/images/DSCF0902.JPG

Kitchen...It's small but I can deal with it for now

http://www.mrnogood.com/images/DSCF0907.JPG


The couch, that I never sit on since I'm online most of the time when I'm home.

http://www.mrnogood.com/images/DSCF0914.JPG

The Balcony...I now have a small grill out there to grill my fish.

http://www.mrnogood.com/images/DSCF0903.JPG

The view from my Balcony...

http://www.mrnogood.com/images/DSCF0906.JPG

I grilled this ParrotFish (cotorro) myself on the balcony

http://www.mrnogood.com/images/DSCF0915.JPG

My fishing pier

http://www.mrnogood.com/images/DSCF0894.JPG

Looking the other way from the pier towards my condo that is set in those hills

http://www.mrnogood.com/images/DSCF0895.JPG

The pricelist of the fish market by the pier

http://www.mrnogood.com/images/DSCF0897.JPG


I won't bother with posting the pics of the bedrooms but there are more pics and an podcast at http://www.mrnogood.com/general/cribmove.htm

And be sure to see sig and sign up to push my site...I'm trying to move into the gated mansion community up the street and I need your help.

seeric 05-19-2006 06:19 AM

Have you met daddy yankee yet?

i heard he's all over the place. he's like a god there no?

nice view man.

congrats.

BVF 05-19-2006 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K
Have you met daddy yankee yet?

i heard he's all over the place. he's like a god there no?

nice view man.

congrats.


Thanks man...Yeah Daddy Yankee is very popular here...but I'm not familiar enough with the music to know the specific songs he sings here...His picture is even on the Pepsi cans around here.

Sydney_AWP 05-19-2006 06:33 AM

Hmmm...i like your baked potato. *yUmMy*

djroof 05-19-2006 06:37 AM

really cool place! Congrats!

Mugshot 05-19-2006 06:38 AM

Congrats! Nice place

WebairGerard 05-19-2006 06:40 AM

nice place, congrats.

Buzz 05-19-2006 06:42 AM

Incredible location, congrats!

HpicAnn 05-19-2006 06:49 AM

Congrats!! Nice pictures! :thumbsup

JFK 05-19-2006 06:50 AM

NICE enjoy:thumbsup

seeric 05-19-2006 06:52 AM

Let me ask you. i've been to costa rica, brasil, mexico(the nice parts), and thought of moving to all of these places so far. what is the benefit of puerto rico over the other countries. how does pusrto rico being a us territory really affect your life and add advantage?

BVF 05-19-2006 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K
Let me ask you. i've been to costa rica, brasil, mexico(the nice parts), and thought of moving to all of these places so far. what is the benefit of puerto rico over the other countries. how does pusrto rico being a us territory really affect your life and add advantage?

i
Puerto rican residents don't pay federal income tax...and their local tax collection system is inept.

I don't have to get my ex-wife's permission to bring my kids over here like I would have to do in Costa rica or any foreign country...Flying to PR is just like flying to Iowa..It's still considered a "Domestic" flight.

San Juan's airport is a "hub" so I can get good flight rates to any other country in the caribbean or in central/south america.

I didn't have to change my cellphone number since it works down here.

I like being able to put a 39cent stamp on my mail and KNOWING it will get to it's destination and I don't have to worry about shit getting "lost" if it's sent to me.

The roads are much better than other countries...There are highways here just as good as in the US.

I like being able to go to Walgreens and Walmart and Sizzler and Church's Chicken, etc. like I did in the states..

Nobody from the states needs a passport or visa to visit here or get back home...Cause I KNOW that my parents won't bother ever getting a passport.

Where I live, crime is low to nonexistent...I don't have to worry about a bunch of poor natives who are secretely plotting to stab me and take my money..Where I live in PR, everybody eats well...Especially since I live next door to a resort.

But the main two reasons is the tax advantage and the child travel advantage....If I didn't have kids, I would have moved to Costa Rica or Panama or even Guyana...But I don't want anything stupid happening to my kids over there...It won't happen here.

$5 submissions 05-19-2006 07:15 AM

Nice crib, BVF. That's a killer balcony view.

IamShaider 05-19-2006 07:17 AM

nice place you got there :)

Turf 05-19-2006 07:24 AM

might i ask what a place like that goes for down there ?

VicJay 05-19-2006 07:38 AM

Nice photos, thanks for sharing :)

BVF 05-19-2006 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Turf
might i ask what a place like that goes for down there ?

It depends...If you want to rent a place like this for a week or two when you're on vacation, one of the owners will let you get it for 950 a week...

But since this place is rent with an option to buy, and I'm here long term, I'm paying 800 a month.

RogerV7 05-19-2006 07:53 AM

nice place man. congrats

SGS 05-19-2006 07:55 AM

Looks great and you get to spend time on the beach too.

Cassie 05-19-2006 07:56 AM

alright make room because i'm moving in! :)

congrats.

seeric 05-19-2006 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF
i
Puerto rican residents don't pay federal income tax...and their local tax collection system is inept.

I don't have to get my ex-wife's permission to bring my kids over here like I would have to do in Costa rica or any foreign country...Flying to PR is just like flying to Iowa..It's still considered a "Domestic" flight.

San Juan's airport is a "hub" so I can get good flight rates to any other country in the caribbean or in central/south america.

I didn't have to change my cellphone number since it works down here.

I like being able to put a 39cent stamp on my mail and KNOWING it will get to it's destination and I don't have to worry about shit getting "lost" if it's sent to me.

The roads are much better than other countries...There are highways here just as good as in the US.

I like being able to go to Walgreens and Walmart and Sizzler and Church's Chicken, etc. like I did in the states..

Nobody from the states needs a passport or visa to visit here or get back home...Cause I KNOW that my parents won't bother ever getting a passport.

Where I live, crime is low to nonexistent...I don't have to worry about a bunch of poor natives who are secretely plotting to stab me and take my money..Where I live in PR, everybody eats well...Especially since I live next door to a resort.

But the main two reasons is the tax advantage and the child travel advantage....If I didn't have kids, I would have moved to Costa Rica or Panama or even Guyana...But I don't want anything stupid happening to my kids over there...It won't happen here.


wow. so you put alot of research into this. the tax thing is good for me strictly because i don't want to support this fucked up government anymore and my main motive is i hate having to pay taxes for shit i dont support. i love latin women and the latin culture more than i do american culture. costa rica almost had me hooked for good, still contemplating it actually.

hows the health care?

nico-t 05-19-2006 07:57 AM

yea very nice... must be fucking paradise over there. Id love to move to a place like that one day.. btw your podcasts are pretty damn funny, its the only blog i visit once in a while..

amandaspost 05-19-2006 08:02 AM

Nice place!

stevo 05-19-2006 08:02 AM

How was the Camuy Caverns? I remember visiting that place when i was a kid, about 15 years ago. I just remember all the bats :)

teg0 05-19-2006 08:03 AM

Nice place man.

xLaborJames 05-19-2006 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF
i
Puerto rican residents don't pay federal income tax...and their local tax collection system is inept.

I don't have to get my ex-wife's permission to bring my kids over here like I would have to do in Costa rica or any foreign country...Flying to PR is just like flying to Iowa..It's still considered a "Domestic" flight.

San Juan's airport is a "hub" so I can get good flight rates to any other country in the caribbean or in central/south america.

I didn't have to change my cellphone number since it works down here.

I like being able to put a 39cent stamp on my mail and KNOWING it will get to it's destination and I don't have to worry about shit getting "lost" if it's sent to me.

The roads are much better than other countries...There are highways here just as good as in the US.

I like being able to go to Walgreens and Walmart and Sizzler and Church's Chicken, etc. like I did in the states..

Nobody from the states needs a passport or visa to visit here or get back home...Cause I KNOW that my parents won't bother ever getting a passport.

Where I live, crime is low to nonexistent...I don't have to worry about a bunch of poor natives who are secretely plotting to stab me and take my money..Where I live in PR, everybody eats well...Especially since I live next door to a resort.

But the main two reasons is the tax advantage and the child travel advantage....If I didn't have kids, I would have moved to Costa Rica or Panama or even Guyana...But I don't want anything stupid happening to my kids over there...It won't happen here.

Very informative, you make me want to move man. Love your blog btw its always fun.

jimthefiend 05-19-2006 08:16 AM

Imma start calling you George Jefferson. You've moved on up...



Nice dude. I mean negro.

BVF 05-19-2006 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t
yea very nice... must be fucking paradise over there. Id love to move to a place like that one day.. btw your podcasts are pretty damn funny, its the only blog i visit once in a while..

thanks....

And Cassie, you're free to move in the guest room..As long as you can cook.

And Airek...The healthcare is the US standard around here..In other parts, it isn't..But if you live near either San Juan, Mayaguez, or Ponce, you're good..You won't have to fly back to the states if you get really sick.

But if you don't have kids with a mean ex-wife, you should move to Costa Rica..That was my second or third choice.

Manowar 05-19-2006 08:27 AM

damn bro that is awesome

Tim 05-19-2006 08:29 AM

Very cool :thumbsup

Magalie 05-19-2006 08:31 AM

wow ! Great place !!

seeric 05-19-2006 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF
thanks....

And Cassie, you're free to move in the guest room..As long as you can cook.

And Airek...The healthcare is the US standard around here..In other parts, it isn't..But if you live near either San Juan, Mayaguez, or Ponce, you're good..You won't have to fly back to the states if you get really sick.

But if you don't have kids with a mean ex-wife, you should move to Costa Rica..That was my second or third choice.

yeah im 90% costa rica. i got no bills here, just makin and bankin money, no responsibilities here in the states. costa rica looks more like the option. Escazu is calling my name. its right in san jose and has lots of americans to hang with, then the beaches are not that far away and its very very cheap to get rooms in the off season if you even want to stay for a week for a few 100.

thanks man, i appreciate the advice.

GTS Mark 05-19-2006 08:32 AM

Looks like a cool place :)

DH

Furious_Male 05-19-2006 08:33 AM

Nice. I love the view. Enjoy.

AmateurFlix 05-19-2006 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF
i
Puerto rican residents don't pay federal income tax...and their local tax collection system is inept.

if you're still an american citizen I think you'd be required to pay the US federal taxes regardless of where you live, wouldn't you?

or did you set up some type of corporation there that enjoys the tax-free benefits?

btw nice looking place and congrats!

BluewireAngie 05-19-2006 08:45 AM

What a PERFECT crib you have!!!! :thumbsup ConGraTs!!!!

dynastoned 05-19-2006 08:46 AM

beautiful place you have there BVF..

BVF 05-19-2006 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AmateurFlix
if you're still an american citizen I think you'd be required to pay the US federal taxes regardless of where you live, wouldn't you?

Puertoricans are american citizens..They're just "state" residents of Puerto Rico...It would be the same thing if I moved to Nevada...After a year, you can claim residency of that state for in-state tuition purposes, etc...Same with Puerto Rico except when you become a puerto rican "resident", you don't pay federal income tax.

jimb 05-19-2006 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AmateurFlix
if you're still an american citizen I think you'd be required to pay the US federal taxes regardless of where you live, wouldn't you?

By Law American Citizens no matter where they are in the world, or where they are obtaining the money must declare any money they bring in. You must also pay federal income taxes on any money obtained while overseas.

Its the law :)

Nice place though :)

Jim

jimb 05-19-2006 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF
Puertoricans are american citizens..They're just "state" residents of Puerto Rico...It would be the same thing if I moved to Nevada...After a year, you can claim residency of that state for in-state tuition purposes, etc...Same with Puerto Rico except when you become a puerto rican "resident", you don't pay federal income tax.

I guess if you are legal resident of Puerto Rico then you should be fine. That is probably the clause there.

If you were to be a legal resident of California or somewhere else in the USA, and you had an address in Puerto Rico where you sent all your cash, you would be obligated to declare that cash. But since your a legal resident of Puerto Rico then you should be fine.

Jim

fuzebox 05-19-2006 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K
daddy yankee

:1orglaugh don't remind me...

I can hear my neighbour singing a daddy yankee song out the window as she does the laundry right now :(

mattz 05-19-2006 09:13 AM

sweet place you got there

GuerillaTony 05-19-2006 09:13 AM

Great looking pad man ! can't beat the Ocean view and the seafood :thumbsup

good move brotha

Pornwolf 05-19-2006 09:29 AM

That is great BVF. Enjoy it!

klixxxgirl 05-19-2006 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K
Have you met daddy yankee yet?

i heard he's all over the place. he's like a god there no?

he is like a God all over Latin America! Love reggaeton! :thumbsup

axelcat 05-19-2006 09:49 AM

awesome pad

fuzebox 05-19-2006 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klixxxgirl
Love reggaeton!


Ewwwww :Oh crap

jesse_adultdatingdollars 05-19-2006 09:54 AM

Is there any surf there ?

AmateurFlix 05-19-2006 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF
Same with Puerto Rico except when you become a puerto rican "resident", you don't pay federal income tax.

less taxes & probably some better weather than akron or where ever you were, sounds like a nice move :thumbsup

RayBonga 05-19-2006 09:57 AM

Great view :thumbsup

And some cheap fish too


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