I'm an ex-pizza delivery driver and I am looking for investers.
 

Hello, good to meat you all... I meant meet. Freudian slip I guess.

OK, so I used to deliver pizza's in Ontario. No, not Ontario, Canada, but the one in California. Props to me huh? So you guys can like so totally trust me that it is pathetic to even think I'd scam you guys.

Ohh and I am 1/8th Polack so I couldn't possibly be smart enough to swindle anyone here at GFY.

I run a website (I cannot devuldge the URL do to copy cats) and it is in a country where you cannot find me, or sue me. Plus, even if you wanted to sue me, I paid everyone off. Shit, I am 1/2 their GNP so what the fuck are they gonna do?

The minimum investment is $50,000 and I'd prefer to receive the funds directly from retirement accounts. If you want to make some serious money, let me know!

Here is the break down. I am selling 1% of my company for $50,000. Last year we had a profit of $800,000 so you get $8,000. So this is like a 70% return in your first year.

Only serious(ly old) investors please since they are easier to deal with.

What about black girls? You didn't mention black girls!

This thread brought to you by Big Sausage Pizza.

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being an ex pizza delivery driver and retiree scammer myself - i can vouch that v_rocks is legit and will make you all lots of money

Actually, it IS brought to you by them because I lived nextdoor to Lensman.

Yes and I have worked with Rochard before. He might not remember but that is beside the point.

I don't work with black girls, here you see me working with Blonde girls.

And don't think this BigSausagePizza.com URL is mine. It isn't so don't go copying it.

Hey, aren't you the one that fucked my grandmother?




















out of 5,000.00

same here :thumbsup

Just wanted to let you all know that I might buy Playboy. I said, MIGHT. Don't get all crazy if I decide not to, but give me your money because if I do, you will get a bigger return*.





















* This is not a guarantee of any return on your money, just a lofty idea and you never know about lofty ideas, sometimes they really do takeoff.

It also has come to my attention that some scammer is trying to get your money before I do. Don't deal with this shithead.

And to him I say:

Ich erhielt eine Tasche voll von den Kondomen und meine Freunde tun zu.

Classic GFY thread.

I have mad bank with short ICQ numbers, can I invest those?

Yes, even though I know it has no value, I am smart enough to know it takes just one person to get on board and the rest will follow.

Tout retentit meilleur en français.

i can take you public if you are a nevada corporation

We dont' have any need for a business entity. We just collect the money right now.

LOL! Well I am from Ontario (not California) and I used to deliver pizza in high school.

Give me money now! LOL!

DH

nice math :1orglaugh

you are trying to be funny but i am not laughing, check out my original thread, my company is real but yours is a joke

intelligent people on this board will know the difference

yesterday my girls made over $2900 almost $3000

it was a great day

Yesterday my sponsors made about the same of me... Maybe I should give you a shot... NOT...

good luck.

lets get in touch

i mean seriously

we can do some biz

The thing that getys me is that you did the same with a business as I did as a one man show with no investors...

I just don't get it...

Also, spending $20K to make $15K a year sounds pathetic to me... I make that in weeks, not years...

did madawgz just say he wishes he got pizza delivered to him that had an erect penis sticking out of it?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

thats what he gets for sigwhoring without reading first

good, i thought i was the only one who saw that.

or maybe he knows theres more money for guys in gay porn, and his gambling profession hasnt been doing so well lately.

I'm a sig whore :-)

I was wondering about that myself...

sounds good..

Mr. Romance

see my sig?

I would like to invest 250k asap!

Hey V_RocKs I got controling interest in a cordless bungy jumping company interested in helping me get some investors????
Theater

:1orglaugh that was great!

LOL, if you throw in a free medium pizza with unlimited toppings I might consider this amazing offer!!

See, I knew you were gay.

Madawgz isn't gay, he is a legitimate webmaster who invested $20K in my company.

Still need investors if anyone is interested. Now that Madoff got his money pulled out with his thing there is plenty of room.

I got 4 dollars and a Casio. Is that enough?

In these touch times we are taking whatever you are giving. Your dividend will consist of 4 pennies and a paper clip you can use to pick locks and get more money through your own devices. This is not an endorsement to commit theft.

Aja! And good luck. lol