Heart transplants - need tips and pointers
 

I've never actually done a heart transplant, and know less than diddly-squat about it...but thought it'd be a great hobby to get into on weekends for shits 'n giggles.

Any bona fide doctors here that have a half dozen years or so of medical schooling and years of experience doing transplants?

I don't wanna spend a lot of time learning all the unnecessary junk and stuff. I just want the Coles Notes version please.

Tips and advice would be greatly appreciated.

:helpme :helpme :helpme

So... We'll be able to read about You in the papers soon..? :helpme

Yeah, don't use anaesthetic. It's dangerous.

sorry, only had experience on the liver transplant team. :(

ROFL :1orglaugh !

A spatula, a pairing knife, some fishing line, and a bottle of Fresh Burst Listerine is all you need. Works every time.

wash your hands once a week, it's important

also in order to be fully quialified and avoid costly lawsuits watch 2 episodes of ER

hope that helps

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Is there a doctor in the house ? lol You have been hanging out in scary places too long lol

LOL LOL

Actually, the initial post was inspired after reading one of those umpteenth "I just bought a new camera - how do I take good pictures?" threads.

Rather than replying, "Its called a college course...sign up for one," - I thought I'd roll the dice and see if I could learn to do heart surgery in a few quick easy steps. :winkwink:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh