ex-girlfriend revenge tatics etc.
 

Hey guys ... Out of sheer curiousity ... Would any of you happen to know of any really good ways to get back at an ex who is just pure shitty? ... It'd take a long time to explain the situation ... but let me assure you, the more evil/cruel/terrible the idea, the happier it's going to make me ....

Like uhm ... she dated this one dude for a year before we met. We dated for three years, broke up .. she dated the other dude again for like 3 months, we got back together for like 6 months ... now we broke up again ... and of course, I *think* she's going back to bastard fuck again ... which really pisses me off. She lies about it constantly ... plays me .. plays him ... fucks me whenever I say enough sappy shit about how I still love her ... says she doesn't fuck him ... no fucking clue what's true and what isn't ... Heh ... I also think that behind the scenes she still kinda kept some strings attatched even throughout our entire relationship ...

FUCK. Heh ... FUCK. ... That *kinda* makes me feel better ... but hitting 4 plastic keys kinda hard doesnt really relieve agression. Ok .. I'll continue now ..

All I know is that I'm really fed up with her ... but I can't let go. Im like 99% sure that it's not love, but more a combonation of good sex and just plain ole' routine. None the less, I'm stuck in a rut. I'm not looking to stay with her ... cause that'd just worsen my life and make everything just a tad shittier ... so what I need is just some sweet revenge to just make myself feel better for wasting 3 years on her.

Thanks much :-)

(btw, I've already attempted to get boneprone to send the mafia into town to cut her brakeline or something similar, to no avail)

just get over her and move on..

Pick up and move on. That'll drive her nuts more than anything when you don't respond to her at all anymore.

There's a fine line between love and hate, but indifference is far worse.

The best revenge for a man to do to a woman is just to have a happy life WITHOUT her!

I know when me and my ex divorced, she thought she ruined me, and then when I got with my to-be wife, my ex tried her hardest to ruin it!

Well that was 8 years ago and she is miserable and gone thru like 5 guys and I am still with the same girl!

REVENGE!!!!!!

find her cat, gut it, and hang it on her porch, and write DIE BITCH on her door and dot the two 'i' with the squished eyeballs of the cat....

I second that. Sometimes it's difficult but it's better to move on and be happy elsewhere.

Cheers,
The Machine

FatPad,

That love/hate/indifference thing could quite possibly be the best advice that I've ever gotten :D ... Heh ... Regardless of whether or not I can get my hand far enough up my ass to pull my balls out and do what you say, it still makes more sense than anything else that I've done thus far.

It's pretty much what I've known all along though ... it's not like I'm an idiot that doesnt know the best thing to do ... it's just that that's always the hardest ... But I guess the most rewarding shit isn't ever the easiest ...

Shew =/

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

She has three cats ... One of which the other dude gave her ... I could spell a word with 6 i's ... Hmm ... Any ideas? :-)

Die, you idiotic bitch, die.

One of them is male ... I could use his nuts too ... Heh ...

i guess DIE BITCH x 4 would work ... =/


I really am pathetically miserable ... maybe I fucking like being this way ... if it was that bad I'd get sick of it and just say fuck it and walk away ...

Maybe I just have this fucked up mentality where I can't lose ... and I just don't want to give up thinking that the old fucker is more important than our relationship or some shit ..

What makes it shittier is that she's still playing both sides of the fences ... doing enough of the "I still love you" bullshit to keep me around ...

She's really fucking good at being an idiot ... or maybe that's my role and she's just a fucking idiot and I'm good at falling for her shit =/

I need some reese cups =/

Kill members of her family.

Often times better than killing the actual intended target of the revenge.

heh .. labret =/ ... i expected more from you :-)

if I could kill myself and just come back as someone else it'd be the best ... i'd like to just like walk into her house and say some fucked up dramatic shit that would haunt her for the rest of her life and then just fucking blow my head off or some shit and then float around and see if she cried and shit ...

maybe before I died I could make a really sad video of myself and hack CNN's satellite or some shit and play it right before I die so everyone on earth would know her as the bitch who ruined someone's life and then ended it :P

heh ... but that wouldn't work cause i'd just lay there and bleed and rot and not get to witness any of the fun :-/

Hmmm...

No woman is worth that much mental anguish on your behalf.

Here is a good one I know that works for a fact.

Identity theft. (if she has ok credit)

You obviously have her ss# and other assorted infos.

Start cranking out some fake id, fake ss cards, and fake birth certificates (which you can get online very easy).

Start buying up limited liability companies in her names at drop boxes around the county. Open up bank accounts, lines of credit, video stores, gyms, you name it... all in her name and the llc's name. You can do all of these online generally. Bank accounts most important. Once you have those open, you are golden.

Now... rack up as much debt in her name as you can. And then leave it.

Sure, the credit card companies will eat the fraud, tha banks will be pissed... but... the IRS is not so forgiving, and if you have ever dealt with the big 3 credit agencies, once you get on the bad list of any of them, its damn near impossible to get off. They dont care about your "identity theft" sob stories.

You may laugh.. bad credit... who gives a rats ass.

She will when she tries to buy anything on credit in the next 20 years. Houses, cars, loans, student loans. Forget it, she is fucked. It really is devastating. Give the gift that keeps on giving, ruined credit.

Isn't there a slight chance that I could end up giving myself a big Thug named Bubba who won't stop giving even if I ask? ...

Hehe :-) ... That's still a pretty sweet idea ... defininitely more in line with what I was expecting ... killing her family would be way to simple.

she didnt really do anything where she deserves terrible. you should punish yourself for going back with her the first time. the best thing you can do is pretend like she means absolutely nothing to you and it will drive her crazy and want you even more. and if you fuck one of her best friends that will be even better.

You thought about selling her into white slavery?

Tell her you want to take her on a nice romantic trip to the United Arab Emirates. Then sell her to some camel humper. Happens alot, ever hear those playmates crying about how they got tricked into a dancing job in Taiwan and end up sucking arab cock for 10 years?

I dont know about you, but having to blow a sweaty Arab for the next 15 years sound pretty crappy.

Or fake some HIV test results for her. Or better yet, find someone to give her the HIVs. Bad credit and HIV, that'll learn her.

You mean I'm not the only one whos been in this situation; welcome brotha! The best thing for you to do is forget about her and move on. I was always looking for a good time to get my revenge or what not. I kept tellling myself I was only going to fuck her 1 last time and give her some facial humiliation and then walk out but I never did. Just get out before you do something stupid and you end up looking like an ass.

Jerk off for a month and save the cum -- next time you see her coming -- squirt the cum all over your hand and walk up and give her a good friendly handshake...

It's always about the cat with you...;)

Nahh.. you tell her you want to have a special night with her to show her exactly how you feel about her. You take her to a ritzy hotel...get all settled into a room. Talk up about all the plans you have for the night so she'll know how you feel. Hand her a wrapped box (empty of course) and tell her it's something special for her to put on.. tell her to go to the bathroom and open it and put on what's inside..

when she's in there... leave.

AND don't ever look back.

Now don't even get me started on the shyt I allowed my ex-husband to put me through.

HAHAHA!!! WELL PUT IT ON BABY....

GET FUCKING NEKKID IS WHAT AN EMPTY BOX MEANS... NO CLO = IE NO CLO IE NEKKID YO

GET FUGGIN FROGGY ON THAT MO FO NEKKID PERSIAN KITTY BUTT YER MAMMA WERD

Put the bottle down and step back!

Like your posts make more sense than mine do...

Haha...

You think just because you're Persian Kitty the world revolves around you?

Hahaha...

two words:

hidden camera

This sounds kindof personal... did he do that to you as a joke? How did you react? Did he leave before or after you got pissed off that the box was empty?

ooops, i forgot peeks reads the board ;-)

do it to her dog instead! =))

Ok here's one from me.... I have to warn you though that you need quite some time to do this.

First, make peace with her then make her feel that you really love her. Spend some quality time but DONT ever forget that you are in for revenge this time and not love. When you think she's falling into you again, have sex with her somewhere. Then tape it ... do some pretty hard core with her ... i mean real hardcore where you have to spank her and let her drink your cum or something like that ... but make sure that you cover yourself with uhm, leather stuffs to make it more kinkier ... then break up with her.

Now, the second part. You said you think that she's going back to this other dude. Well, send him the tape. And see just how it goes ... no worries as you have your face covered with the leather thing :thumbsup

why should he buy LLC's, shouldn't he go for corporations? LLC's limit her personal liability... if he could buy her a company that tanks and gets sued, he could get double revenge on her. that is, if i remember everything right from business class :)

If you are serious about revenge and are a little bit mental, here's a good place to start:

http://www.ekran.no/html/revenge/

Not as effective as killing her loved ones though.

heh ... im gonna make a hardcore dominatrix video and shit in her yard .. good idea :-)

what makes him bastard fuck and not you?

Good advice... Copy & Paste Time... To DeskTop:thumbsup

You have received some good advice and very bad advice. The good advice is to drop her and move on with your life.

Now thats revenge

Become successful, work out and get in shape, get a new, better girlfriend. Then if one day you bump into your EX again she has to top all of that self improvement. In other words, GET ON WITH YOUR LIFE!

John

revenge against an ex is easy

don't talk to her
don't call her
don't email her
don't talk to her friends
(unless you are fucking her friends)
get a new girlfriend

that will frustrate her more than anything, especially if you are fucking her friends

literally!

Just run her over with your car or something ...

I use pics of my ex's for my banners - not even a remote twinge of guilt either.

not deranged enough for me, but i like it.... good call

I had a girl like that ..almost the same story actually..When i was younger and didnt get this shit yet.
When we got back together for the last time she I asked her to come to Europe with me..we lived in San Diego..I took her down to the Greek Islands for a couple weeks then she had relatives in poland so we went there for a week..One night after drinking vodka with her and her senile grandfather her and I went to a shitty bar in Warsaw where there were to hot girls at another booth..I just left her and the next morning went and got my stuff from the house and that was it for us....You just have to make sure you get the last word and you're the one to walk away....The hotter the girl the more this will eat them..The more attractive the girl the less this has happened to them and it will fester in them to the point that you will become the big scew up of their life in that they should have done more to keep you. So next time you see the bitch you will always have some quality side pussy and who knows, maybe if she gets her shit together one day maybe you could give it another go..on your terms this time.

Actually, put a dead mouse in the box.

heh ... or some vagasil or something ...

lonely person is powerful person..
buy a shampoo with lanoline and have a shower!

... it might not be smart to go back to her again in future, though

Put her on the BangBus!

I Just got played.com

I never got around to finishing the site, hopefully now I can do it in the next few months

Revenge is better when it is accompanied by success.

I'm trading "new, better girlfriends" for traffic...

i have to agree with this one ...:thumbsup