Brand New Joke of the Day for Thursday
 

Ok, so since I saw superman I'll admit I'm a little obsessed, but this is the superman themed week so I'm saying it anyways.

Ok here it goes:

Three drunks are standing on top of the Empire State Building.
The first one says to the other two, "You know, it's a funny thing about these wind currents. A person could jump off of this building right now and not even hit the ground; the wind would carry him right back up to the top of the building!"

The second drunk says, "You're crazy!"

The first drunk says, "I'm serious! Watch!" The first drunk jumps off of the building, and the wind carries him right back up to the top!

The second drunk says, "Let me try!"
So the second drunk leaps off of the building and promptly falls to the street below, landing with a hideous SPLAT!

The first drunk smiles, clearly amused. The third drunk looks at him and says, "You know, Superman, you can be a real Jerk When you're drunk!"

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You doing this daily?

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OUCH!
that one was good!

I'll probably give up before I do it daily lol

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Haha, must be really drunk to not see his red cape

lol!!! :1orglaugh

Since I love batman, he's the third guy. The second guy would be Flash? :1orglaugh

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hehehe funny, thats a good joke too, gotta remember that one.:1orglaugh

"So the monkey says to the bartender, 'it wasn't even a REAL penis!'"

Haha.. thanks for the jokes and the sig spots!

Haha.. thanks for the jokes and the sig spots!

So much for not drinking before xbiz, my liver is crying =(

hehe gointa see the movie on IMAX in a couple hours!

haha! ..

.....lol

good joke !!

hahahahha

Yo JMK!!! Thanks for having me out the other night man!!!

Had a great time. Mike if you see this, thanks to you too!

Naw, the second guy is Dare Devil because Ben Affleck is a douchebag. :winkwink:

LMAO :1orglaugh

Looks that way... :winkwink:

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Grog..that was pretty bad man

LMAO :1orglaugh

Heard that a few times.

LoL :1orglaugh

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LMAO :1orglaugh

Lol.. that cracked me up

lol :1orglaugh

thats a good one