So I Guess We Can All Agree That Jesus was A BLACK MAN...
 

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So If Jesus Was Black
And Billions Of People Believe And Teach That Jesus Is The Son Of God...

Then You Know What That Means!

PRAISE BLACK GOD!
AND HIS SON BLACK JESUS!

Oh shit.. i just want this Sig Spot

PRAISE HIM!

I concur....

fuck god no matter what colour he would be.. Fuck him and his so called son.

he's jewish... or maybe chinese.

I heard he was an eskimo

Repent sinners.Jesus forgives everybody

jesus was a jew, from israel. please show us what those peopl looked like

Then Minerva said, "Father, son of Saturn, King of kings, it
served Aegisthus right, and so it would any one else who does as he
did; but Aegisthus is neither here nor there; it is for Ulysses that
my heart bleeds, when I think of his sufferings in that lonely
sea-girt island, far away, poor man, from all his friends. It is an
island covered with forest, in the very middle of the sea, and a
goddess lives there, daughter of the magician Atlas, who looks after
the bottom of the ocean, and carries the great columns that keep
heaven and earth asunder. This daughter of Atlas has got hold of
poor unhappy Ulysses, and keeps trying by every kind of blandishment
to make him forget his home, so that he is tired of life, and thinks
of nothing but how he may once more see the smoke of his own chimneys.
You, sir, take no heed of this, and yet when Ulysses was before Troy
did he not propitiate you with many a burnt sacrifice? Why then should
you keep on being so angry with him?"

And Jove said, "My child, what are you talking about? How can I
forget Ulysses than whom there is no more capable man on earth, nor
more liberal in his offerings to the immortal gods that live in
heaven? Bear in mind, however, that Neptune is still furious with
Ulysses for having blinded an eye of Polyphemus king of the
Cyclopes. Polyphemus is son to Neptune by the nymph Thoosa, daughter
to the sea-king Phorcys; therefore though he will not kill Ulysses
outright, he torments him by preventing him from getting home.
Still, let us lay our heads together and see how we can help him to
return; Neptune will then be pacified, for if we are all of a mind
he can hardly stand out against us."
And Minerva said, "Father, son of Saturn, King of kings, if, then,
the gods now mean that Ulysses should get home, we should first send
Mercury to the Ogygian island to tell Calypso that we have made up our
minds and that he is to return. In the meantime I will go to Ithaca,
to put heart into Ulysses' son Telemachus; I will embolden him to call
the Achaeans in assembly, and speak out to the suitors of his mother
Penelope, who persist in eating up any number of his sheep and oxen; I
will also conduct him to Sparta and to Pylos, to see if he can hear
anything about the return of his dear father- for this will make
people speak well of him."
So saying she bound on her glittering golden sandals,
imperishable, with which she can fly like the wind over land or sea;
she grasped the redoubtable bronze-shod spear, so stout and sturdy and
strong, wherewith she quells the ranks of heroes who have displeased
her, and down she darted from the topmost summits of Olympus,
whereon forthwith she was in Ithaca, at the gateway of Ulysses' house,
disguised as a visitor, Mentes, chief of the Taphians, and she held
a bronze spear in her hand. There she found the lordly suitors
seated on hides of the oxen which they had killed and eaten, and
playing draughts in front of the house. Men-servants and pages were
bustling about to wait upon them, some mixing wine with water in the
mixing-bowls, some cleaning down the tables with wet sponges and
laying them out again, and some cutting up great quantities of meat.
Telemachus saw her long before any one else did. He was sitting
moodily among the suitors thinking about his brave father, and how
he would send them flying out of the house, if he were to come to
his own again and be honoured as in days gone by. Thus brooding as
he sat among them, he caught sight of Minerva and went straight to the
gate, for he was vexed that a stranger should be kept waiting for
admittance. He took her right hand in his own, and bade her give him
her spear. "Welcome," said he, "to our house, and when you have
partaken of food you shall tell us what you have come for."
He led the way as he spoke, and Minerva followed him. When they were
within he took her spear and set it in the spear- stand against a
strong bearing-post along with the many other spears of his unhappy
father, and he conducted her to a richly decorated seat under which he
threw a cloth of damask. There was a footstool also for her feet,
and he set another seat near her for himself, away from the suitors,
that she might not be annoyed while eating by their noise and
insolence, and that he might ask her more freely about his father.
A maid servant then brought them water in a beautiful golden ewer
and poured it into a silver basin for them to wash their hands, and
she drew a clean table beside them. An upper servant brought them
bread, and offered them many good things of what there was in the
house, the carver fetched them plates of all manner of meats and set
cups of gold by their side, and a man-servant brought them wine and
poured it out for them.

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holy shit :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

if jesus is black then so is Eurymachus, son of Polybus from this very bible

http://www.uoregon.edu/~joelja/odyssey.html#b1

seeing as how they are both real :)

this really proves everything right here

THEN Mercury of Cyllene summoned the ghosts of the suitors, and in
his hand he held the fair golden wand with which he seals men's eyes
in sleep or wakes them just as he pleases; with this he roused the
ghosts and led them, while they followed whining and gibbering
behind him. As bats fly squealing in the hollow of some great cave,
when one of them has fallen out of the cluster in which they hang,
even so did the ghosts whine and squeal as Mercury the healer of
sorrow led them down into the dark abode of death. When they had
passed the waters of Oceanus and the rock Leucas, they came to the
gates of the sun and the land of dreams, whereon they reached the
meadow of asphodel where dwell the souls and shadows of them that
can labour no more.




in other words its all bull shit all of it fairy tales

If Jesus was black why does he have a Mexican name?

why was he a jew then

Jesus was a white roman as described in the warrent for his arrest that is in the roman catholic archives.

In that day Jews were considered black... No other ties to him being black other than that...

he was brown at least....

ghost are white too

unicorns are purple

dragons are green

god is transparent like a .gif image

and jesus well jesus was black until the locjh ness monster put a spell on him then he turned purple and green

i kow this because I read it in a book from a long time ago :thumbsup

if he was black he woulda robbed the wise men...

if he was black.. you woulda never known his father was god.. as most blacks have no clue who daddy really is...

if he was black the water 2 wine would have been water to mad dog 20/20

if he was black the fish n loaves would have been fish n grits

he walked on water?... come on.. what black man do you know that will go near a pool of water?

and last but not least.. he was a jew

how many black jews do you know?


honestly.. all your racist shit here recently has spawned this reply from me.

Jesus is black........:disgust

Lemme guess 2pac is still alive?

http://www.cs.ucsd.edu/users/nsegerli/sammyDavisJr.jpg

:winkwink:

for god so loved the world he gave his only begotten son

right there... how many black men do you know with only 1 son?

c'mon...

I'm waiting for BoyAlley to post a black jesus pic from loljesus.com ... :D

well that depends on if you believe in creationalism or evolutionalism....

if you believe in evolutionalism then we are all from what is now africa...

if you believe in creationalism then we were created by a higher being (god)
and that jesus came from the middle east. and we know that middle easterners have darker tan skin, then originally there was no black or white.. just tan... this would also be the case of adam and eve since they too were from the middle east....

ps: then god got angry and made the good people white and the bad people black... just kidding... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Mgagaga! Suddenly i remembered Dogma.
God is a woman!

oh i wish i was a pom pom girl with flowers in my hair

wow quick bucks thats pretty racist man

seein as how im black myself this one gets added to memory

Sorry, but while he was known to hang out with prostitutes, he spent way too much time at the beach to be black.

allow me to respond in place of alleyboy:

http://loljesus.com/submissions/lolj...ck_history.jpg

may be he was tanned?

Sorry it took me a while to get to this thread:

http://loljesus.com/submissions/lolj...ck_history.jpg

wtf ?

i already represented you... dont worry...

http://loljesus.com/submissions/high2.jpg

Jewbacca LOL

Jesus was most likely a sephardic jew with a light brown/tan complexion. Since he wasn't black, maybe you can accept him as your mulatto superhero.

they dont like to ski either i heard

In the Bible when Baby Jesus was in danger they (Joseph, Mary, And Black Baby Jesus) went to Egypt to hide out....

Now we ALL know Egypt is in AFRICA
I guess that was a great hiding place for a black baby god in the flesh seeing as how the whole family could easily blend in with the other AFRICANS

Jesus was probably black, but that doesn't really mean shit other than:

A) Black people are FOOLS for letting the white man own Jesus. I mean really... I fucking stupid can you get to give away something like that?

B) White people are FOOLS for claiming Jesus was white, knowing God damn good and well they hate blacks in the first place. You are not going to see whites claim MLK was white any time soon, trust me.

C) Now black people STILL claim Jesus was black and they STILL let the white man have him. Uber dumb.

actually lower egypt was inhabited primarily by caucasians...