My BP medicine is fucking me up....
 

The pill is about the size of a 1/2 a grain of salt....

Supposed to remove all of your water and with it, salt... Fuck... I lost 6 pounds of water... I can barely think... Every post I have to edit because I keep making basic grammer mistakes...

Glad I got a new guy learning from me... He is doing all of my work while I level out....

There is an upside though... This weekend I plan to put 1 in someone drink during a party and watch how many times they need to piss per 10 minutes...

I ain't drinking and I have to piss once an hour... Used to be like once every 6 or so... I couldn't imagine having a few pitchers of beer on this shit...

Or get on a plane and spike several people so they can all fight over the bathroom.

Why are you taking that tuff ?

Because my pressure went from:

140/100
to -
148/102
to -
154/108

Apparently I am "Hypertensive"...