T-4 Hours Until Surgery and then I'm Out for 2 or so Days
 

5.00am Hospital Check In

5.30am Climb into allocated Bed

5.31am I Fall asleep

5.59am Nurse wakes me up

6.00am Nurse takes all vitals

6.10am I Fall asleep

6.29am Nurse wakes me up (again)

6.30am "Take this Valium please sir:

6.31am I Fall asleep

6.59am Nures wakes me up (getting to habitual)

7.00am Wheeled to surgery

7.05am Doctor says "Good morning Lindsay"

7.06am I say "Good morning Doc"

7.07am Anesthesiologist says "Good morning Lindsay"

7.08am I say "Good morning Doc"

7.09am Anesthesiologist says "Please start counting backwards from 100"

7.10am I say "100, 99, 98" and I fall into DEEP sleep

7.15am Doctor says "Scalpel"

8.05am LINDSAY NO LONGER HAS TONSILS

8.07am Wheeled to Post Op

8.30am I wake up

8.31am PAIN TO COMMENCE IN EARNEST NOW

8.32am I beg for first painkiller

9.00am I eat first bowl of ice cream

9.02am I beg for second painkiller

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So I guess folks, I'll won't be seeing you until about mid-week.

By which time my throat will STILL be killing me, I will still be munching painkillers like Junior Mints, but at least my snoring should be a lot less and I would imagine my stomach already less in girth.

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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm painkillers

Good luck Bro, everything will work out fine! :pimp

The ice cream is going to feel great for about a minute and a half. Then, you'll learn quickly that ice cream is NOT what you want.

Painkillers, Jello and popsicles, babe!

You have my complete empathy. Got mine out as an adult. The only good part about it was the adorable resident who held the mirror for me so I could watch.

The best part is no more sore throats and damned few colds.

Go get 'em, tiger.

Hey Jimmy,

Thanks mate ... BTW, have already arranged care package for Florida... will drag it all around the countryside with me when I fly out on the 11th July.

Can't wait to see you again bro !

:thumbsup :pimp

Good luck with the surgery...see you in vegas!

Love you babe.

xoxoxoxox

Wishing you a speedy recovery :thumbsup

Cheers :thumbsup

sounds like fun!

Good luck

It'll be a laugh riot mate.

:disgust :Oh crap :1orglaugh

Good Luck hope all goes well

Oh dude, u gonna need some iceeeeeeeee

Bang the Nurse!!!!

and

get well soon. :thumbsup

Only if you come and film it dude !!

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good luck with your surgery! you'll be fine.

Good luck and get well soon. When they took my tonsils out I ate my food with a straw for a month, sucks big time.

The worst part was they took them out with a local anesthetic, fucking 19th century treatment.

fast recovery

good luck, mate

Your fucking kidding ?

Where the fuck were you? Sounds like the Philippines.

:disgust :Oh crap :disgust :Oh crap

And with that peeps, I am out.

In at the LionDollars Office, which perchance is a short 5 minute walk from the hospital.

NOTHING like being at the office at 4.45am.

He he

Thanks for all the support and good wishes.

See you all on the non-snoring (hopefully !!) flip side.

;-)

That's how mine came out. They told me I was too old to go 'under'. So I sat up and watched.....it was a nightmare...and not so long ago.

Good luck with that boss .. i`ll wait for you after the surgery

Good luck with the healing lindsay, enjoy the ice cream and popsicle diet

i just talked to lindsay. leave it to him to throw the curve. he's fine, the bloody aussie.....:)

Getting that lightbulb removed from your ass... Lindsay?

Take care. :)

What kind of pain kill did you get? OXY?

good luck man

He he he he

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=629175

And I thought it was going to be a nightmare...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Good Luck Mate :)

Mark

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=629175

All good mate.

In fact, all excellent.

:winkwink: :thumbsup :pimp

Who is this ????

I'd like to know who hides behind the nick.

:321GFY

Just Panadeine Forte.

Nothing special or funky.

:2 cents: