>>> Do you have any irrational fears? I do
 

I get afraid sometimes that aliens are peeping in my windows and watching me masturbate to hairy bear BSDM porn.

It's embarassing to admit I'm afraid of window peeping aliens.:(

I get afraid sometimes that I will get caught peeping into the guy's window down the streets. He's always masturbating to hairy BDSM porn. Guy cracks me up.

That kryptonite is real.

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i have an irrational fear that the money i donated to unicef went to buy suv's for african children.

I fear when I go to sleep that I will have more tranny nightmares.

http://malicious.biz/share/alien.jpg


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X-Files alien looks just like when I woke up from my nightmare.

I fear you guys might use Adsense instead of AdLoader :D

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a little afraid from

http://www.swiss.com/web/dl-AIRBUS-A340-300.jpg

you're afraid of swiss? :disgust

I'm afraid of dolphins. You know they are up to something, smiling all the time... they are going to wait idly and allow the feline race to dominate humans first, then after humans are eventually successful in repelling their feline overlords with a genetically engineered virus that destroys catnip, dolphins will rise from the ocean and destroy us once and for all.

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I'm afraid of statues and paintings in museums. And I really like going to museums, so its quite the dilemma. :Oh crap

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Turning left on a busy boulevard... I hate this shit.

my fear is not creepy, but i am afraid that the taxist will bring me not where i want, that he didn't understand me properly :)

Well I had a vanilla milkshare once that had like 3 inches of mold inside. I drank it.

That idea kinda stuck with me.

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and you don't drink milkshakes till then? :)