Yo mama jokes
 

im bored so here it is

yo mama so cross eyed when she cries tears go down her back

gimme your best

Yo Mamma's so stupid she stayed in the grocery store for one day looking at a can of orange juice just because it said concentrate

Your momma's so ugly bigfoot took a photo of her

Yo mamma's so fat.. her blood type is Ragu

Your Mama's so dumb that she got smacked by a statue

Yo Mama's so dumb that she tripped over a cordless phone

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Yo mommas so poor I saw her kicking cans down the street, I asked her "What ya doing" and she said "Moving."




- From White Men Can't Jump (some good momma jokes there)

Yo momma is so dumb she got run over by a parked car.

yo mama jokes never get old

Yo momma is so fat she couldn't fit on the Fat Channel

Yo momma is so slutty she walks around with a bed tied to her back.

Yo momma is so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out :1orglaugh

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Yo mamma is so fat she bungie jumped and went straight to hell

This reminds me of some ol school In Living Color

Yo mamma is so fat she has to use a boomerang to put a belt on

Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she climbed to the roof of a bar because she heard that the drinks were on the house.

yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish


yo mama's so dumb she drinks dr.pepper when she's sick





Man, I love these :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

yo mamma is so fat she uses a vcr as a beeper..
yo mamma's hair is so nappy she has to take pain killers before she brushes it...

Yo momma's so fat, when I got on top of her my ears popped!

Yo momma's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out!

edit... someone beat me to it

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...

Yo mama so stupid she stared at an orange juice carton for 20 minutes because it said concentrate

Yo momma so fat she keeps a watch on each hand for each time zone!

Yo momma so fat everytime she turns around we throw her a welcome back party!

I called Yo mama a 2 bit whore, and she hit me with a sack of quarters.

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Yo momma's like a 747....

She's got a large Cock Pit...

Yo momma like a bag of chips,

Fri-to-lay

Yo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride.

Yo mama's so fat she's gotta iron her laundry on the driveway.

Yo mama's so hairy, she has afros on her nipples.

Yo mama's so hairy, her breasts look like coconuts.

Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she says "Trick or meatloaf!"

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your momma so stupid.......... she thought a quaterback was a refund


your momma so dumb..she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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yo mama's so ugly you have to tie a bunch of steaks on her to get the dogs to play with her

yo mamas so fat, when she goes out in the street wearing a red overall people mistake her for a coke vending machine!

Yo mama so poor, when I saw her kicking a can down by the street I said,"Whatcha doin?"

She said"Moving."

your momma is so fat she wakes up in sections

Yo momma is so fat she goes to a restaraunt, looks at the menu and says, "Okay"

your mama's so fat every time she turns around it's her birthday!

your mama's so fat every time she turns around it's her birthday!

A small contribution from Mr T:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7_rBi...&search=mr%20t

Yo mama's so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her.

Your mum was so wet last night I could blow bubbles