When was your last wank?
 

Answer...

I'm wanking at the lady at the top left of the page right now :thumbsup

7 years ago.

2hp

right...





about...


























































now!

About ... yesterday I guess ;) Haven't had the time yet today.

A couple of days ago.. really need to go out and find me some pussy ;)

Like a couple hours ago

About six minutes ag.. now.

got it caught in the car door the other day had to yank a few times to get out...

Doing it now.

about an hour ago.

shit! thats a lady?!?

3 hours ago, next one in an hour

I have interrupted it to post this message, so does that count? :pimp

I never stio

7 hours ago...

3 weeks ago...

hmmmmmmmmm in approx 5 mins :)

about 30 seconds from Now

Yesterday afternoon. A black Dominatrix was giving me some racial humiliation on the phone.

Does a hand job on the hubby count?


http://www.dearmadame.com/images/tootsies/wank_d.jpg

If so ..

30 mins ago

I'm such a good Wife!

Not wanking that much anymore.. letting the whores do the job :thumbsup

Yaknow ... I've always wanted to know ..

What does a whore charge?

Can you haggle about price?

I'm just about to rub one out now if you really must know.

i was gonna say something funny like 'am still working on it' but i see everyone else has already made every joke imaginable...bollocks, i'll go lose my mess elsewhere...

I just came, just so you know.

You are the best Madame! Now make me bend over your knee, i've been very very bad!:zzwhip

a few hs ago.

Lets see.... Twenty two years, four months, and twelve days and some hours.

Why do you ask?

Oh and that wasnt really waking it, I let the shower head do it.

Around noon today. I think.

LOl that was wrong.

I put peanut butter on my nob and call in sparky

What time is it now ?

:winkwink:

about 15 minutes ago

I cant get a grip of it....... To FUCKING small :(